This got stuck in my head yesterday and would not leave me
alone until I wrote it down. Since I have been sending sadfics to
the list I thought it would be good to have a change of pace.
I am out of my mind! I might write actual episodes but that will
have to wait until I return from Japan (I leave in 6 days!!!!) Until
then, let me know what you think!
The Himura Bunch
by, Connie
Here's a story
of a lovely lady
[A picture of Kaoru appears. She is dressed in a florescent pink
short dress, her black hair hanging lose down her back. She blushes
and smiles at the camera She appears on the top box in the middle
of the screen.]
Who was bringing up three
very lovely girls
[Megumi appears with her long black hair. She is dressed
in a tight green shirt and wears a long blue skirt. She flips her
hair over her shoulder and smiles at the camera. Kaoru looks at her
and rolls her eyes. Her picture remains next to Kaoru's on the right.]
All of them had raven hair
like their mother
[The next shot is of Misao. Her hair is in two pigtails that go down her
back. She is dressed in pink. She jumps around and has a big smile on her
face. Kaoru looks at her and smiles. Misao goes in a box below Megumi and
starts making faces at her. ]
The youngest one in
curls
[Tsubame comes on screen with her short hair curled. Her checks
are bright red and she does not look at the camera. Kaoru looks at her
and has a adoring smile on her face. Tsubame goes below Misao and keeps looking
off camera.]
Here's the story
of a man named Himura
[Kenshin appears on the screen. He looks around in amazement.
His long red hair is also lose and flows down his back. He looks
back at the camera and shyly smiles. His picture goes in the middle
on the bottom of the screen, next to Tsubame. He looks up at Kaoru
and smiles. He keeps staring at her throughout the rest of the song,
while Kaoru gazes back at him.]
Who was busy with three
boys of his own
[A teenage Saitou appears. He looks at the others around him
and has a 'why me?' expression on his face. He is wearing a tight
red shirt and black bellbottoms. He grins at the camera and his
picture goes to Kaoru's left.]
They were four men
living all together
[A younger Aoshi appears. He looks straight at the camera with
no expression on his face. He is dressed all in black and is wearing
a pair of John Lennon shades. His black hair in an afro. His picture
is put below Saitou who looks down at him and taunts him.]
And they were all alone
[The last son appears on the screen. It is a chibi-Sano. He
looks at the camera and puffs out his chest, trying to grin like
Saitou, but it is much more kawaii than his older brothers was. His
brown hair is cut in a bowl cut and is sticking up any which way. He
goes below Aoshi next to Kenshin,]
Till the one day when this lady
[Cut to Kaoru who is in the middle of blowing a kiss to Kenshin.
She sees the camera on her and blushes.]
Met this fellow
[Scene of Kaoru bumping into Kenshin in the middle of the street.
They stare at each other as people walk around them.]
And they knew it was much more than a
hunch
[Cut to Kenshin and Kaoru going on various dates
around town. Throughout all of them they are holding
hands and kissing a lot.]
It was true, they somehow formed a family.
[There is a scene of a dojo with all of the above
people in it. Saitou is out back smoking a joint with
Megumi. Misao is following Aoshi around trying to get
him to notice her. Tsubame and Chibi-Sano are taking
a nap up stairs, while Kenshin and Kaoru cuddle on the
couch.]
That's the way we all became the Himura Bunch
[Cut back to all of the characters in the boxes. They are
all looking at the camera, smiling (or not in the case of
Saitou and Aoshi).]
The Himura Bunch
The Himura Bunch
That's the way we became the
Himura Bunch
[A picture of Tae appears in a maid's outfit, she appears in the middle
and looks around her in surprise. The title appears in the middle and the
screen goes black]
Misao's voice over: "On Today's episode, our father appears," [A picture of
Hiko appears dressed in a suit and his ever present manto] "and he proceeds
to get in a battle with our new father over, well watch the show and find out!
Ja!"
Owari
Japanese Terms:
Chibi- means small or little
kawaii- is cute