From: conmoon@cruzio.com (Connie)

I can't believe I wrote this. This has to be the stupidest thing I have ever
written. This is my first Kenshin fic that was inspired by the story
of Aoshi's parents. When they mentioned the Enterprise I couldn't resist.
Ahh, I am sooo ashamed of this. I hope nobody reads it. I can't believe I am
sending this. Anyway, here it is.

Connie
who is hidding in her room, embarassed she wrote this.

"Space, the final frontier. These are the voyages of the Starship Oroo.
It's continuing mission, to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new
fights, and new laundry techniques, to boldly go where no Rurouni has gone
before."

DA DADADA DADA DAAAAA DADADADADAD DA DA DA DADADA

Star Trek-The Next Generation
by Connie

Staring:
Hiko as Captain Jean-Luc Hiko
Sano as First Officer Sano T. Riker
Aoshi as Lt. Commander Aoshi
Kaoru as Counselor Kaoru La Forge
Kenshin as Lt. Commander Kenshin La Forge
Megumi as Doctor Megumi Crusher
Misao as Misao Crusher
Yahiko as Security Officer Lt. Commander Yahiko
and Special Guest Star
Saitou as Bar tender Saitou

A preview of the episode, "The Borg Incident"

Captains Log Stardate 170503.2

We have just defeated a new race of aliens near the Gamma sector. It was a
very easy fight, and I did not even need to use any special attack at all.
It was frankly rather disappointing. I don't see why I ever accepted this
job. Of Course I don't know what these people would do without me.

End Log.

        The captain stood up and walked to the nearby replicator. "Sake,
19th Century." he said as a small teacup appeared. He walked over to his
couch, sat down and brought the cup to his mouth. Just when he was about to
savor the first sip a voice interrupted him.

        "Oi, Captain! Aoshi has picked up a strange ship on the censors. It
is headed this way at maximum speed."

        "I'm on my way, Number One." With a shake of his head, the captain
stood up and walked out the door. 'What would they do without me?' he
thought to himself as he walked onto the bridge.  With a swirl of his cape
he stood in the center of the bridge. "Mr. Aoshi, please put the ship on
the screen."

        The dark haired android nodded his head and soon a giant ship
filled the screen. It seemed to look like a big blob.

        "Captain, we have an incoming message." The short security officer
said.

        "On screen." He said as he posed in front of the screen.

        A white haired man wearing shades appeared on the screen. "I am
Enishin captain of the ship Tomoe."

        "I am captain Jean-Luc Hiko of the Starship Oroo. What do you want?"

        "I am here to seek revenge on your chief engineer."

        "My baka deishi? What did the idiot do to you?"

        Enishin started to  scream. "He killed my sister! She won't smile
at me again until I avenge her death! He is a murder and I won't rest until
he is dead!"

        Before Captain Hiko could respond, he was pushed aside and a young
dark haired woman walked up to the screen. "Nobody hurts my Kenshin! I can
sense that you are a deeply disturbed person and that you need help. But if
you dare try and hurt my Kenshin, I will kill you myself."

        "He killed my sister and he will pay!" The screen went blank.

        Later in ten-foward Sano, Kaoru, Aoshi, Megumi, and Misao were
sitting at a table. The young Misao was draped all over the android Aoshi
who did not seem to mind her being there. Kaoru was sitting next to
Kenshin, holding his hand, and Megumi was sitting across from Sano.

        "Oi Kenshin, what's up with this man Enishin?" The spiky haired man
asked.

        "He was the younger brother of my first wife."

        Kaoru turned and whispered to Megumi, "I can't believe he married
her, she was not human."

        "So why did you kill her?" Misao asked.

        "Ahou," Saitou said as he handed out their drinks. "She was a Borg."

        "A Borg?" all the others said.

        "Hai." Kenshin said as he put an arm behind his head. "But Enishin
has never believed me, he told me that she was not a Borg, that she had
always been like that."

        Kaoru nodded her head. "I told you she wasn't human."

The End

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