From: CAAPTA1@aol.com And You thought "COUCH POTATOES" was over... Tales from the Couch- The unwatched episodes (Couch Potato Side Stories) -Viewing 1 _________________________________________________________________________ Beshimi collapses onto his couch. Beshimi: I wonder what's on tonight? He picks up the remote. :: CLICK :: ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* The Creek *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Misao, Kaoru and Megumi walk out with coconuts Misao: I can't believe we're stranded on an island. Megumi shakes her head. Megumi: I don't think it's an island exactly... I think it's a creek. Misao: I don't care what the hell it is, it's got sand, palm trees and bamboo... as far as i'm concerned it's an island. Kaoru: I still can't believe that Sano ~Futae no Kiwami'd~ a hole in our boat. Megumi digs her nails into the green shell of the fruit. Just then Sano walks out of a bamboo hut. Sano: What's for dinner? Misao tosses a coconut at his head. Misao: If my throwing knives weren't at the bottom of the ocean I swear i'd have them up your ass. Megumi: I think it's a lake. Sano: Che. Is that all the thanks I get? Me and Kenshin spend all day making huts so you can have a place to sleep and you can't even get me fruit. Megumi rolls her eyes. Kaoru: But you were the one who got us into this mess... Sano: But Jou-chan, because of me you have a chance to share a hut with Kenshin... Kaoru chucks a coconut at Sano's head. Kaoru: There's your gratitude. Sano walks over to Megumi. Sano: Where are you sleeping tonight? Megumi: Nowhere near you. Sano: Only in your dreams kitsune... You sleep with Misao... I've got the single hut. ~~Two days later~~ Kenshin: Where are you going? Kaoru: uh... I've got to... have a talk with Misao and Megumi. As she squirmed Kenshin smiled understandingly. Kaoru walked about 50 paces to the bamboo and straw-thatched hut closest to the shore. She paused before the grass curtain. Kaoru: May I come in? Misao peers out of the curtain. Misao: We thought you'd never come. What took you so long? Kaoru: Kenshin. Misao parts the curtain revealing three neatly hemmed tatami. Kaoru sat. Megumi spoke first. Megumi: Kaoru, did you find any? Kaoru shakes her head. Misao: Megumi, did you find any? Megumi shakes her head. Kaoru: Misao do you have any? The girls look at eachother. Megumi bites her nails. Before whispering. Megumi: Fuck... We don't have underwear. ~~Sano's hut~~ Kenshin walks into Sano's hut. He's topless. Kenshin: I wanted to wash some clothes today, do you have any? Sano pointed to the corner. Sano: There's my shirt. Kenshin: Don't you want to wash those pants? Your underwear? Sano places his hands behind his head. Sano: I'm swinging free. If I take off these pants i'll poke everyone's eyes out. Kenshin walks out. ~~Megumi's hut~~ Megumi: We'll just have to be crafty... These kimono's are too heavy anyway... Kaoru grinned. Kaoru: 1 obi has enough cloth to make at least three shirts... Misao grinned Misao: I think i've got a daggar in my obi... Megumi: let's get to work ~~On the shore~~ Kenshin throws a crab on the pile of fish and eel. Kenshin: Looks like we'll have a big meal tonight. Sano: Ow!! Sano raises a foot out of the water. Kenshin: What's wrong? Sano: Some stupid crab bit me. Blood gushes from his toe. Sano: I'm okay though. He sticks his foot back into the water and ventures deeper. Kenshin: What are you doing? Sano: I want to find some squid... Sano's foot continues to bleed into the water... Somewhere, a hungry predator lurks in the darkness. ::Click:: Beshimi yawns. Beshimi: Let's see what happens to that oaf. TBC __________________________________________________________________ NOTES: 1. Don't ask... Ja! ~Courtney-chan --------------------------- ONElist Sponsor ---------------------------- GRAB THE GATOR! FREE SOFTWARE DOES ALL THE TYPING FOR YOU! Tired of filling out forms and remembering passwords? Gator fills in forms and passwords with just one click! Comes with $50 in free coupons! Click Here ------------------------------------------------------------------------