Subject: [kffdisc] Ballad of Sano and Megumi Date: Thu, 01 Apr 1999 21:38:19 -0500 From: Dee Baptista Reply-To: kffdisc@onelist.com To: kffdisc@onelist.com From: Dee Baptista Sano and Megumi. Ya know, If I had all the time in the world, and no schoolwork to do, I'd write songs, fics, and songfics about this amazing couple. But I don't have that much time, and I can never take anything seriously, so here's a filk of that lovey-dovey ending from Ranma, "the Ballad of Ranma and Akane". If you didn't already know, I created neither the characters from Rurouni Kenshin nor the song, "Ranma to Akane no Barrado." I'm sure you know who *really* has the rights to them. The Ballad of Sano and Megumi (sing it to the Ballad of Ranma and Akane) Sano: Oi! You know what, Fox Lady? You're real cute, especially when you smile Megumi: Although you may be a scumbag I'll admit, you're really quite handsome Both: Though at first, we couldn't stand each other's guts And we fought all of the time With time, we didn't even notice that our love was growing Sano: We fight each other all of the time Megumi: Well, that is because we're new at this Sano: Today I can't look into your eyes Megumi: This is the first time I've felt like this Both: Because we cannot admit it to each other yet Sano: I'm happy just holding your hand Meg: It's so good when we're together. Sano: I'll fight anything to protect you Megumi: I have waited so long for this moment Sano: I now have eyes for only you Both: Cause we want to put an end to all of this fighting Megumi: Quietly, I touch your hand. Men (Kenshin, Yahiko, Okina, Hiko): We fight each other all of the time Women (Kaoru, Misao, Okon, Omasu): Well, that is because we're new at this Men: Today I can't look into your eyes Women: This is the first time I've felt like this Both: Because we cannot admit it to each other yet Sano: Holding your hand's more than enough Meg: Yes, holding your hand's more than enough Sano: Oi, Fox! Meg: Sanosuke. Sano: So even you can't resist my sexual prowess, eh? Meg: What? You're the one enchanted by my beauty and intelligence! Sano: What are you talking about? And why do you have on so much makeup, anyway? Kenshin: Orooo... them are fightin' words de gozaru Meg: Sano, why don't you come here... SO I CAN POUR POISON DOWN YOUR THROAT?? Sano: Yeah, you'll have to catch me first... Meg: SANO NO BAKA!!!!!!!!!!! Kaoru: I knew that was too good to last. Kenshin: Hai de gozaru. Yahiko: I bet no guy will ever say stuff like that to you, busu! Kaoru: WHAT did you say, Yahiko-CHAN?? Kenshin: maa, maa... no need to get all worked up de gozaru. Yahiko: Don't call me CHAN, UGLY!! Kenshin: Orororororo.... ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Ideas on how we can improve ONElist? http://www.onelist.com Check out the Suggestion Box feature on our new web site