From: "Dot Warner" (Imagine, if you will, the final battle between Kenshin and Enishi.) Enishi (enraged): Die, Battousai! Die! Die! DIE! DIEDIEDIEDIEDIE! (With each shout of "die", Enishi's sword connects with solid flesh, sending blood flying everywhere. Kenshin lands heavily on the beach and doesn't move.) Kenshin-gumi (plus Misao): *gasps* Kenshin...! Enishi (nearly out of breath, but triumphant): I...I did it! I DID IT! I have avenged my sister and sent Battousai to hell! BWAHAHAHAHA--EH?!? (Enishi is interrupted in mid-laugh as Kenshin struggles to his feet.) Enishi (completely shocked): I-Impossible! Kenshin (looking at Enishi with new strength in his eyes): Nothing is impossible... (Kenshin opens his torn and bloody gi to reveal...) Kenshin-gumi (plus Misao): *gasps* (An energizer battery.) Aoshi (aside): No wonder he's got so much stamina... --- I was looking at the pictures from the latest RK (which included Kenshin being beated to a bloody pulp). The first thing that popped into my head was, "This guy's gotta be the Energizer Bunny to still be alive after this!" and it went downhill from there. ^^; -"Dot" Dot-Chan on #fanfic at bachman.newberry.edu (FFIRC Chatroom) CAPOW member since April 1998 http://www.fortunecity.com/westwood/italian/70 http://members.xoom.com/dotchan (mirror) --"...and I'm the _cute_ one!" *^.^* --Anvil. Perverts. Painfully. ^_^x --------------------------- ONElist Sponsor ---------------------------- Create a list for FRIENDS & FAMILY... ...and YOU can WIN $100 to Amazon.com. For details, go to http://www.onelist.com/info/onereachsplash3.html ------------------------------------------------------------------------