From: The Fox How the YYH, RK, SS, GW, SD and EVA characters will react to the view of Episode 1. Aoshi: Hmmm. It appears that the jedi are the strongest; I will have to challenge them. This little big-eared thing which speaks so strangely appears to be the strongest... I wonder if my kodachi can rip those ears... Misao, stop trying to cuddle, you're not a baby anymore. Asuka: Hurray!!! Liam Neeson is gorgeous!!! Better than Kaji-san!!! I want a sable like it for my eva, Ritsuko-san!!!! Kill!!! Carnage!!! Kaji-san, I look like a jedi, right? Duo: (Asuka speech: Natalie Portman, Gundam Deathscythe and Heero replacing) Battousai: Ore wa impressed. Botan: Koenma-sama, do you want more popcorn? Gendou: Damn. Somebody stole my new weapon designs. Hanamichi: I'm the Jedi Tensai. I can beat even that green thing. And I'm the Chosen One, of course. Surely I have a million, million, million, million of midiclorians. Heero: Good combat strategy. Let the allies fight and you catch the leader easily. And I will begin to look for someone who looks like me. Good coberture. Hiei: Robots. Good sabers and technique, but ROBOTS? Not quite interesting. Where is the blood? And the fun? Hiko: Baka Jedi. You look like baka deshi of my baka deshi. Hyoga: Woooooowwwwww... it reminds me of my mother when I see Queen Amidala... sobsobsobsobsobsobsobsobsobsobsob... Ikki: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm... It reminded me of my brother when I saw Queen Amidala... LET HER GO !!!! PHOENIX TENSHO!!! Kaji: Misato-chan I'm not touching your leg... No, Ritsuko-chan I'm not pinching you... I swear, I'm not doing anything... Hmmmmmmmmmm. Kaoru: Kenshin, isn't it romantic? Kenshin: Orooo???? Koenma: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzsmucksmuckzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Kurama: Beautiful nature on the Naboo planet. Wonder if THAT is a frog-youko. Anyway, Hiei, isn't it romantic? Kuwabara: Kill them!!!! Kill them!!! (insert Hanamichi speech) Ohh, she looks a lot like Yukina-chaaaan!!!!! Megumi: Hm. Interesting man, that. Sanosuke, let go of my leg or I will opium you to death... *after* I laugh enough to rip your timpans off. Misao: (insert Duo speech, with Ewan McGregor, the Oniwabanshuu and Aoshi in the proper places) Misato: Cute little boy... (sip Yebisu) Very cute little boy... Quatre: Bwaaaahhhhhh!!!!!! Anakin is so sweet and ill-fated!!!!!! Bwaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!! Pooor Queen!!!!!! Bwahhhhhhhh!!!!! Poor Obi-one!!!!!!!!!! Bwahhhhhhh!!!!! Poor Naboo people!!!!! Poor Jar Jar Binks!!!! Bwahhhhhhh!!!!!!! Poor Sith-red-faced-Darth-Maul!!!!!! Rei: ........................ I can't understand these people. Ritsuko: This guy looks interesting... I always liked old men... but he sure has a strange way of speaking. Rukawa: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Saitoh: (smokes) Foolish sabers and techniques. My Gatotsu is a lot better. So, Tokio, why don't we go do more interesting things? Sanosuke: I feel I can identify a lot with Obi-wan!!! And Saitoh can be that red-faced thing!!!! Sure, he has horns too.... And he can stab Kenshin, and I will kill him with the sakabatou. So nice, so nice... Saori: I would do the same with that Queen Amidala... But she has good guardians at least (glares at SS cast) Seiya: Hey, with those sabers and powers, me too. Shinji: Poor Anakin!!! I feel like him!!!! I *am* him!!!! Shiryu: Minor telepathic and telekinetic powers. Nothing much. Shishio: Forget the movie. Come here, Yumi. Shun: (insert Quatre speech) Soujiroo: Nice movie. But they're soooooo slow... (giggles) Tokio: Koibito, stop smoking. Koibito, stop this, there are children in the roooooommmmmmmmmmmm... Tomoe: Lucas, it's you who are making it rain dollars over the Skywalker ranch. Trowa: Lucas, I will kill you for making Quatre cry. Wang Fey: Interesting woman. And a queen. But Ewan McGregor is cute. Yahiko: I want to be a Hitokiri-Jedi-Rorouni when I grow up!!! I will be stronger than anybody!!! (enter maniac laugh) Yumi: ........Shishio-sama, be careful with that popcorn... (a popcorn box flies away) oh well... Yuusuke: Hmmmm... is this a preview of a lemon version of the Mummy???? -+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++- The Fox. --------------------------- ONElist Sponsor ---------------------------- Start a new ONElist list & you can WIN great prizes! For details on ONElist’s NEW FRIENDS & FAMILY program, go to http://www.onelist.com/info/onereachsplash3.html ------------------------------------------------------------------------