From: The Fox ..................................... My RK music videos by Fox Lady. All flames to bgalv001@pinhue.ufro.cl ..................................... Livin' la vida loca. Lyrics& music from Ricky Martin and somebody else... Special lyrics : Fox Lady . Video from Fox Lady INSANE imagination ............................................................... Livin' la vida loca. Or Try to dance with wooden shoes the gozaru. Many thanks too a great Miburo-lister who give that idea... I just can't see the video without falls laughing hysterically... The idea of Hoji making that dance sicks me ...But sure the RK male cast looks very cute(grins) Somebody will Soku Zan me for this Aku thing... Prologue. Friday :Kamiya Dojo,7:30 Kaoru:KEEEENSHINNN!!!!SANOOOOOO!!!!YAHIKOOOOOO!!!!!! The three: What?!Where!?Is something burning????!!!(de gozaru??!!) Kaoru:Nope. Tae is inviting us to a dance tomorrow night!!! She manages to get a foreign singer tonight and she sends invitations for all!!! Sano:Good!!! Free sake!! Yahiko:Sakeholic. Kaoru:And free food,too. Yahiko:Good!!! Hurray!!! Kaoru:Listen to me. You-will-not-eat-a-rice without dance, do you hear me ?? I don't want you fatting yourselves in a seat and Tae trying to make people go to the dance floor. So promise with solemnity about it or I will send the tickets to the river. Sano:Relax about it Jo-chan!! I'm Sanosuke Travolta!! I will make you turn and turn and turn all the times you'll want!! Besides, Tae invites Megumi too, doesnt she?? Kaoru:(sighs) Yes.(mutters) Damn, I was trying to ride off her this time or she will manages to dance with Kenshin...K'sou... Kenshin:Daijoubo Kaoru-dono? Kaoru:hai hai. Well, you promise it??(batting lashes) Kenshin: I'm not entirely sure of be a good dancer. And the violent music can make me remembers the Bakufu... All: sighs. Here he go again. Kenshin: Do you know, medical contraindication. Yahiko : Dont' worry old hag. I will dance with you. Dead silence. Everyone HOWLS with laughter. Yahiko:Jerks. Meanwhile in Kyoto. Saturday,15:10 pm. Yumi:(yawns) I'm bored, Shishio-dear. I know that running secret headquarters and kill politics is appealing to you but I'm bored of be stucked here with a lot of ugly monsters. Shishio: thanks. Yumi: Ist adressed to you, dear. Shishio: what do you think about go this night to Tokyo and dance a bit? We don't get a good fun since the wednesday. Yumi:Yes!Good! Do you want to go boy? Soujiroo: Sure. I can go with Kamatari-san, I think. Yumi : Boy, if you're thinking in becoming gay you're out of here. Soujiroo: noo,noo...is just since nobody seems be nice with her... Yumi:Boy... Soujiroo:(smiles) Yes Yumi-san? Yumi: I wonder how we don't develop diabetes of live with you. Meanwhile in Saitoh's residence 16:20. Saitoh:So the Juppon Gatana will go to dance tonight...is better watch it for the sake of the country. Tokyo? Tokyo:(sewing peacefully)Yes anata? Saitoh:How long time passed since the last time you and me goes to dance? Tokyo:(placidly) I think we never did it before. Saitoh:Anyway...tonigth we will go to dance . So put your new magenta kimono, dear. Tokyo: Anata? Saitoh:Yes,koibito? Tokyo:Daijoubo? Saitoh: Shut up, Tokyo. Meanwhile in the Aoiya 17:10 Aoshi:.... Misao:Yadda Yadda Yadda Yadda Yadda Yadda Yadda Yadda Yadda Yadda Yadda Yadda Yadda Yadda Yadda Yadda Aoshi-sama Yadda Yadda Yadda Yadda Yadda Yadda Yadda Yadda Yadda Yadda Yadda Yadda Yadda Yadda Yadda Yadda Aoshi-sama Yadda Yadda Yadda Yadda Yadda Yadda Yadda Yadda Yadda Yadda Yadda Yadda Yadda Yadda Yadda Yadda Aoshi-sama Yadda Yadda Yadda Yadda Yadda Yadda Yadda Yadda Yadda Yadda Yadda Yadda Yadda Yadda Yadda Yadda Aoshi-sama why don't go somewhere tonigth... Aoshi:.... Misao:Yadda Yadda Yadda Yadda Yadda Yadda Yadda Yadda Yadda Yadda Yadda Yadda Yadda Yadda Yadda Yadda Aoshi-sama Yadda Yadda Yadda Yadda Yadda Yadda Yadda Yadda Yadda Yadda Yadda Yadda Yadda Yadda Yadda Yadda Aoshi-sama Yadda Yadda Yadda Yadda Yadda Yadda Yadda Yadda Yadda Yadda Yadda Yadda Yadda Yadda Yadda Yadda Aoshi-sama Aoshi:Misao. Misao::Yadda Yadda Yadda Yadda Yadda Yadda Yadda Yadda Yadda Yadda Yadda Yadda Yadda Yadda Yadda Yadda Aoshi-sama WHAT? Aoshi: Misao, if we make a deal I promise get you to dance tonight. Later. Okina: Aoshi, are you sure you didnt said nothing to send her to this shock? Aoshi:... LIVIN' LA VIDA LOCA-the fic. Sano:Babe, this is crowded. I'm never did saw so many people in my life. Kenshin: Hey ! Isnt my Shishou? Hi, sensei. Hiko: Hi baka deshi. Did you come to dance too? Kenshin: Nope. You never taugh me how to dance. Hiko:Baka deshi. Anyway you never will dance as ( straight genious pose) me. I have a date with that two Oniwabanshuu chicks. Seeya later. Kenshin:Sighs de gozaru. She's into superstition Black cats and voodoo dolls. (Megumi appears from Fox's land and catch Kenshin's hand with decision pushing him to the dance floor) Megumi: Dont be sad!!! I will teach you how to dance . Just took my leg in this way... Kenshin:Oroo???@_@x" Kaoru:HEY! Sano:HEY! Kaoru: Kenshin will dance with me or with NOBODY!! take off your paws fox!!! Megumi:Damn. Sano:...but you can put that paws here if you want... Kaoru:HENTAI,YOU!!!! Sano:Oh,c'on,Jou-DONO, if someone says it with a GOZARU to you , you'll be happier than a racoon with food. Kaoru:(bokken in hand) SA_NO_SU_KE!!!!!!! Kenshin:(who never gets a clue)Maa maa, Kaoru-dono, please.... (BIG racoon temper tatrum) Sanosuke:(rubbing a bump over a bump over a bump in his head)Better we quit from here a bit. C'on here Fox Lady, I will make you beg for dance with me... Megumi:Seems it's you or the Dr Genzai....Anyway. But try to touch me improperly and I bite you, chicken-head. Sanosuke:Sounds good to me.(grins) I feel a premonition That girl's gonna make me fall. (Megumi took Sanosuke for the neck and begin moving sensually. Sanosuke, without take off his eyes from hers discard his jacket, make it fly to somewhere and took his waist to begin dowing her in his arms.) Saitou:Oh crap. That baka chicken-head is blocking my vision dancing in that stupid way . It's pollutionating my view , really...Maybe I must end with this aku sexual exhibicionism ... Tokio:You're so silly dear. They're just having fun. Saitoh:Do you think that is fun? It seems sex perversion to me. Tokio:Exactly my point. Saitoh:Hmmm...do you want to try? She's into new sensation, New kicks and candle light. (Saitoh raise and put his hat in the table with his katana. Then he begins to walk to the dance floor but Tokio stops him, take off his jacket, caress lightly his strong arms and taking his hand rushes with him to dance) Soujiroo:*gaggle**Ara!** Yumi:Ew!What's this, boy??? Soujiroo:I dunno...it just falls over me all of sudden...seems a shirt or a jacket... Shishio:Let me see...Hmmm...seems rather familiar. I saw that kanji in the back sometime... Kamatari:"Aku??" Maybe is a heaven'sign...Do you want to make aku things with me, Shishio-sama?(holds Shishio's arm) Yumi:Keep away homosexual!!!Shishio-sama will dance with me!!! (holds the other arm) Shishio:maa maa, relax...we can dance with the two (shrugs) Yumi:No way!!And you can't be moving more that 15 minutes, so you can't dance with the both of us anyway!! Shishio:(glares Yumi)Ok go ahead and send a letter to Katsuhiro Tsukioka's newspaper now you're on it. Yumi:......oops......sorry Shishio-sam..... Soujiroo:I can dance with you, Kamatari-sama!! Kamatari:You can be very good with a bit of practice, boy. Well, let's dance. Shishio:Yes. Come here Yumi.I want to see you moving. Sadly see you in that way short my time to 10 minutes but what the heck... She's got a new addiction For every day and night. (Shishio just rushes with Yumi, let his kimono fall over his shoulder sexyly,took her waist and putting her back against his chest begins to move with her with ease. Kamatari pick her skirt up and turns and turns with a happy Soujiroo dancing cutely in her side) Kaoru:Sanosuke is SHIRTLESS!!!What a pervert!!! And...and he is RAISING her SKIRT!!!How INDECENT!!! Kenshin: Kaoru-dono... Kaoru:(beams)* Yes Kenshin do you want to dance?* Kenshin: Is't there Misao? And ...AOSHI????:: WTF de gozaru?????:: Kaoru:Hey Misao!!! Aoshi-san!!! C'on here!!! Yahiko:Sure he is drugged or something like that (shivers) the women scare me... Misao:Hi all!!! Sorry but we're here to dance. Aoshi-sama, I want you take off your coat.(Aoshi obeys) Then , open your shirt.Good. (Aoshi obeys) And now I want to see you dancing crazily with me.(Aoshi nods and goes to the dance floor ,waiting for her there) Kenshin:MI-SA-O!!! What de gozaru did you DO to him!!!????? Misao:We make a deal. I'll reamin shut TWO months if he date me tonigth and obey my orders. And I will make it WORTH of. See ya later...!!!! She'll make you take your clothes off And go dancing in the rain. (Aoshi raise his arms, and begins with a very good imitation of a male strip-dancer. Misao soon begins to drool so bad that she haves to recompose herself... 10 minute pause for the author drool as well ...and then begins to dance as best as she coulds(Misao,nor the author) bouncing in his side happily.) Tokio:Do I am moving well, koibito? Saitoh:Moving as you move looks fine to me . She'll make you live the crazy life Or she'll take away your pain Like a bullet to your brain. (Saitoh took his wife waist and make her lean in his arm grinning. Then, entangling their arms,their start thrusting in the music beat) (Author's note:Yes sure Saitoh haves good rhythm.And yes he have amber eyes tonight.........droolll......) Hiko : You can keep my cloak. Okon:....sighs....yes Hiko-sama.... Hiko:And you can keep my shirt. Omasu:....sighs....drool....doki doki...Yes Hiko-sama... Hiko:Well, now I will show you a real genious dancer.(straigth genious pose.Then he begins with...well, think ...*blushes*) Upside, inside out She's living la vida loca. Kaoru:Seems Sanosuke and Misao are having fun. Kenshin:Hai de gozaru, Kaoru-dono. She'll push and pull you down, She's living la vida loca. Kaoru:Well, it seems rather fun. Kenshin:Hai de gozaru, Kaoru-dono. Her lips are devil red And her skin's the color mocha. Kaoru:I will like to try with SOMEONE,Kenshin. Kenshin:Hai de gozaru, Kaoru-dono. She will wear you out, She's living la vida loca, Kaoru:Yes,and seems thats EVERYBODY is dancing except US. Kenshin:Hai de gozaru, Kaoru-dono. Living la vida loca. Kaoru:KENSHIN NO BAKA!!!!*THUD* Kenshin:*Itai de gozaru* Orooo????@_@x" Kaoru:(fumbles)Yahiko come here. I will dance with you. Woke up in New York City In a funky cheap motel. She took my heart and she took my money, She must have slipped me a sleeping pill. (Yahiko bounces with Kaoru and taking a peek from Hiko, Saitoh, Sano, Shishio and Aoshi movements suddenly flew Kaoru in his arms and make her turn gracefully , and start with a really good dance) She never drinks the water, Makes you order French champagne. And once you had a taste of her (Yumi kisses loosely Shishio and holding his neck let him slowly raise his skirts) You'll never be the same, (Yahiko and Kaoru raises his hands with interwitned fingers and laugh moving together in perfect rhythm) She'll make you go insane. (Megumi takes a grip in Sanosuke pant's waist and grin foxishly seeing him goes backwards and then lean over her making her go backwards...) Upside, inside out (Misao jumps in the air and begins to shake her shoulders drooling at the sight of Aoshi-sama doing the same...) She's living la vida loca. She'll push and pull you down, She's living la vida loca. (But Misao isnt drooling so badly like Okon and Omasu seeing the Hiko show, of course, that is ...hm...rather interesting) Her lips are devil red And her skin's the color mocha. (Saitoh sizes his wife and turns with her effortlesly in his arms, Tokio blushing but then boldly kissing him fully on the lips) She will wear you out, She's living la vida loca, Living la vida loca. *************************************OWARI!!!************** Kenshin:Damn de gozaru. No one wants to dance with me...even Tsubame is dancing with Eiji...(snif)I want to dance too...(wail) Ayame & Suzume:Ken-niisan, if you want we can dance with you... Kenshin:Shuddup you brats.(Turns Battousai) All:EEEP!!! :----------: : ^ ^ * : : ¨ * : : m m * : :----------: THE FOX ^^are my ears... ¨ my cute eyes... mm my little paws... and *** my fluffy tail... --------------------------- ONElist Sponsor ---------------------------- ONElist announces "FRIENDS & FAMILY!" 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