From: Hiko Seijuro I don't know what makes me do it... *song: Shaft Theme (yes, THE Shaft :P ) Music starts, slow 70's-esque jazzy rock thing music, hihats and all :) Low trumpets start to play, and then Isaac Hayes brings out the vocals, while walking down the street with some silhouetted figures. Isaac: "Who's the private dick that's sexy to all the chicks?" We see Aoshi, trenchcoat garb, walking down the street next to Isaac, come into view. He looks kind of peeved, but no more than usual :) Probably because his hair is in an afro. Chorus: "AOSHI!" Aoshi sweatdrops as he reads the little cue-card in front of him. Aoshi:.......Damn right. Isaac ignores the lack of enthusiasm in the man's voice, and simply moves to the sounds of the hihats and trumpets some more before putting out the next lyric. Isaac: "Who is the man who would risk his neck for his brother man?" Kenshin is the next one over and he comes into view, but instead of the typical ponytail, he has a huge red afro sitting on his scalp :) Chorus: "KENSHIN!" Kenshin mentally oros himself, and peers sheepishly at his cue-card. Kenshin: "Can you dig it de gozaru?" Kaoru melts :), while Sano roars laughing. Isaac gives him the thumbs up, as the music slowly continues on. ....yet sweatdrops as he reads the cue-card for the lyrics... Isaac (whispers): "I didn't write THIS...!" Bureaucracy: "Hey, the psycho wanted in on this, for some reason...so..." Isaac: "......fine..." Isaac: "Who's the wacky psychopath, bent on revenge for his nee-saaaaaan?" Enishi steps into the light, looking twisted and psychotic as usual :) Chorus: *sweatdrop* "ENISHI....!" Enishi: "Right on, ne, Nee-san?" *Universal sweatdrop* Isaac: "I hear this cat Hiko is one BAAAAD MUTHA....." Chorus: "Shut yo' mouth!" Hiko steps into view, cocky smile, flowing cape, all the qualities we expect of our hero :) Isaac: "I'm just talkin' 'bout Hiko..." Okon/Omasu: "WE CAN DIG IT!" *glomp onto Hiko* Hiko grins over to Isaac, Isaac nods in agreement :) Isaac: "He's a complicated man, but no one understand him but his woman..." Saitou steps into view, smoking himself into oblivion as usual, along side him is a big question mark with two legs and wearing a nice kimono. Chorus: "That's Saitou..." The music fades off. ~~~~~ OWARI ~~~~~ Heh heh...tired...must finish Final Mark V...before Miss_Led drives me nuts... Just had to write this, though, a little silliness is needed you know? I just hope someone gets this...:) -Hiko ICQ # - 19354609 Visit the Hiko Shrine! http://come.to/hikoshrine --------------------------- ONElist Sponsor ---------------------------- Looking to expand your world? http://www.onelist.com ONElist has 175,000 e-mail communities from which to choose! ------------------------------------------------------------------------