Subject: [KFFDisc] The Blanket Scenario #?
Date: Thu, 4 Mar 1999 20:33:56 EST
From: Jink246@aol.com
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Ayame-chan: We're small.
Suzume-chan: <giggle> That's right.
Ayame-chan: Sano niichan couldn't fit one leg in here.
Suzume: Yup.
Ayame: <points out window> Look, sis! Snow is pretty!
Suzume: Under blanket, everything is pretty.
Ayame: <sucks thumb> Sure hope Sano isn't ice yet. He's a good horsie.

Kenshin: <outside single-room cabin fighting wicked people> Stop! This fight
is unnecessary! <wards off blows> If you do not cease, I shall be forced to
maim you all!

Ayame-chan: Ken-ni gonna freeze.
Suzume: <snuggles in blanket> Awww, no more show horsie.
Ayame-chan: <reflective> Was good show horsie too.

Kaoru: Kensheeeeeeeeeeeeen! <sob>

Suzume-chan: Kaoru-neechan's out there with no one to hold her.
Ayame-chan: You want to?
Suzume: Door...too...far...legs...too...cold...blanket..too...warm....
Ayame: <eats popcorn> Amen.

Kenshin: UNH! Must...protect...the...weak.

Ayame-chan: <tugs blanket over head>
Suzume: Quit hogging, you piggy!
Ayame-chan: <sucks thumb>

Kaoru: Kenshin! Kenshin, we'll never survive in this blizzard!
Wicked Bad People: Now O Legendary Hitokiri Batthousai of the Former Great
Capital of Kyoto , you shall soon see the stinking bowels of Hell.
Kenshin: I MUST PROTECT THE WEAK WITH MY LOPSY SWORD! <goes into yellow-eyed
rage and maims feverishly>
Kaoru: No, Kensheeeen! You mustn't!
Kenshin: <eyes change color, smears cheeks with blood, howls at the moon>

Ayame: <dives into covers> A WOLF!
Suzume:  <giggle> Silly, there's no wolves in Japan!
Ayame:  Them howcum pretty Saitoh niichan eats raw meat and barks and is a
lousy horsie?
Suzume: He has issues.
Ayame: Y'know, sitting here under our blanket, we have leisure time in which
to ponder the ambiguity of gender roles in our culture. Why does our brother
Ken so resemble our departed mother?

Kenshin:  HAI-YA!

Ayame: And why does he sound like Mis bu--

Suzume: <wails> I WANT MY MOMMY!

--Jink

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