Subject: [kffdisc] Blanket Scenerio - Kaoru & Shishio
Date: Fri, 16 Apr 1999 11:25:28 -0600
From: "Chelsea Pickett" <pickcd00@uleth.ca>
Reply-To: kffdisc@onelist.com
Organization: University of Lethbridge
To: Rurouni Kenshin Fanfiction Mailing List <kffdisc@onelist.com>

Here's another blanket Scenerio that was sent my way.



    Rurouni Kenshin and all related characters are owned by Watsuki-sama.
    Standard disclaimers apply.

    The Blanket Scenerio
    Kaoru & Shishio

            a fanfic by Kirsten  Jink246@aol.com






    Kaoru: <snuggles under blanket> Ahhh, thank goodness!
    Only one blanket and only one me! Boy, I sure wish this
    deadly snowstorm would pass. Who's taking care of the
    dojo?  <pout> If it's just Yahiko, I'll come back to a
    pigsty! Not even a bath run! MOU!

    ShishiO: <bursts in>

    Kaoru: EEEEEEEEK!

    ShishiO: Hand over that blanket, wench!

    Kaoru: NO!

    ShishiO: The strongest get the blankets so hand it over!

    Kaoru: Look mister, I've got a mean wooden sword and
    I'm prepared to use it.

    ShishiO: You are pigeon food! <lunge>

    Kaoru:   EEK! EEK! EEK!

    ShishiO: <grabs blanket> <snuggles>

    Kaoru: But you're a heat freak! You've got a furnace in
    yer tummy!

    ShishiO: <pout> Well, there's a blizzard outside and its
    chilly!

    Kaoru:  I'm NOT a burned freak and my dainty toes are
    turning blue! WAAAAHHHH!

    ShishiO: Oh, here! <shoves blanket back over Kaoru>
    Just making sure you really LOVED this blanket!

    Kaoru: Meanie!

    ShishiO: <flops onto floor> Good NIGHT! <snore>

    Kaoru: <warms feet on Shisho's stomach>

    Shishio: <jerk> RAUGH! <takes a bite out of Kaoru's
    heel>

    Kaoru: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!

    ShishiO: <sheepish> Sorry, got the munchies...

    Kaoru:
    AUAHAGUGAUAGUGAUAAHAHAHHHHHHHHHH!

    ShishiO: Damn girl, you have the blanket! Quit your
    wailing or I shall never be able to fall asleep.

    Aoshi: <bursts in on wings> KAORU-dono!

    Kaoru: Eek!

    Aoshi: Kisama, what have you done to Kaoru?

    Shishio: Sir, why must always seek to inquire of all
    people present around this young woman what harm we
    MAY or may not have inflicted upon her?

    Kaoru: Oh Aoshi-sama, where did YOU come from?

    Aoshi:  Get thee behind me, wench!

    Kaoru: <walks on bloody stump>

    ShishiO: You want a duel, do you?  I'll have you know
    this is a private love cabin and if you seek to spar, you
    must eventually become so injured while slaying me that
    this charming young lady must nurse you back to health
    and in doing so win your trust and undying devotion!

    Aoshi: One moment. <thinks>  If I beat you and you
    wound me, then who gets the blanket?

    ShishiO: The blanket will go to the strongest!

    Kaoru: Me! ME! That's me!

    Aoshi: <scoff> Kindly rid yourself, lady, of these
    delusions. <flounce> YOU can never be the strongest!

    Kaoru: Say that when you're skewered!

    ShishiO: Enough! Let us begin!

    Aoshi: Take that! And that and that and that, you
    villain!

    ShishiO: And this, and that! I'll smash this stick over
    you! A HA!

    Aoshi:  You won't get away with this!

    ShishiO: To the strongest goes the blanket!

    Aoshi: To the blanket goes the strongest!

    Kaoru: <eats popcorn>