Subject: [kffdisc] [yaoi suggestions]The Bygone Past: pt.2 Date: Tue, 04 May 1999 06:02:34 GMT From: "Lady Fel" Reply-To: kffdisc@onelist.com To: kffdisc@onelist.com From: "Lady Fel" http://www.geocities.com/area51/lair/8461/writing/bygone2.html lady fel --------------------------- The Bygone Past: Part 2 © 1998 songshadow@hotmail.com A round of applause for those brave souls who dared follow upon this piece! --------- [End credits and disclaimers etc.] Shar: [pulling out shurikens that pin Saitou to the wall] Hoi! Where's that bloody backstage crew! Do I have to do everything myself? Saitou: [calmly, from behind her] Get that cockaroo-head to do it then. Ahou. Shar: How dare you...! [turns around waving a shuriken] Gaaa!!! [looks from Saitou behind her to Saitou on the wall] Saitou: [inspects pinned-up Saitou] That fool's gone all soft. Saitou: [removes mask and reveals himself to be Saitou's stunt man] Soft?! I thought I was gone for sure! Saitou: You're alive. He was holding back, otherwise you'd be dead by now. Aoshi: [at door with signiture icy glare and tone] So I was, Saitou. Did you really expect me to fall for that? Shar: [brushes away some frost and icicles] Ao-kun! Quit freezing the set! You know ice isn't good for the wood! Saitou: [smugly] Are you implying you can beat me? [picks up a stance] Ahou! Aoshi: We shall have to find out, don't we. [readies a stance] Shar: [frustrated] GUYS!!! Saitou: [coldly] Stay out of this ahou. Aoshi: [icy glare] Do not interfere, kudaranai musume. Shar: [bonks the back of their heads with a handy bokken] A little more respect there, you two! [pushes them off set] Fight all you want OUTSIDE but be back at 6 am sharp tomorrow, hear! And all damages will be docked from your pay! [storms back in] Saitou: [rubbing back of head] Itai. Violent chick. Aoshi: [grimace] Hai. I wonder how we ever got into contract with her. Kawakunai. Shar: [appears at door with a blazing aura, murderous eyes and fangs] I heard that! Saitou Aoshi}: Uh-oh... Crew1: [watches Saitou and Aoshi getting knocked up] Look, there they go again. Crew2: [passes a coffee mug] Tsk. Don't those two ever learn? Crew1: Hey, I'm not complaining. The longer they fight the longer our breaks. How many times is that this week? Crew2: Nine. And it's only Wednesday. [sips coffee] And yeah, your right. Crew1: [watches fight in silence] Ouch. I'd hate to be in Shinomori's shoes. Crew2: Uh-huh. [pause] So, how's your wife and baby girl? [The two lose interest and walks to the canteen] Saitou: Owwww!!! Gomen ne, Shar-dono! Aoshi: Ite!!! Gomen nasai, okami-donosama! ----------------------------- [Back in the Zen Temple set] Stunt man: Erm... hello? Excuse me? Eh... Can someone let me down now? Please? --------The End------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------ What's "Grow to Give"? http://www.onelist.com It's a new incentive program at ONElist. See homepage for details.