Subject: [kffdisc] Re: [Fanfic]Aoshi's Room Date: Wed, 21 Apr 1999 08:25:17 GMT From: "Lady Fel" Reply-To: kffdisc@onelist.com To: kffdisc@onelist.com From: "Lady Fel" i couldn't just sit there and let Ta and the rest take the limelight although I am most supportive of them *grin* this was written last year,a combined effort between me and a friend, Amanda. there're no direct scenes of yaoi, but here are some hintings at it. Aoshi might look out of character, but what we were doing is to reveal the inner, **really** secret side of him and unbalance his cool act, so that was purely intentional. ne! Hajimemasho no? ------------------------------------------------------------------ Aoshi's Room © 1998 songshadow@hotmail.com and jainasw@hotmail.com A room is a place of expression of one's true soul if you know where to look... ... ------------------------------------------------------ [A room in the Zen Temple] Shar: Today we shall reveal one of the deepest mysteries in the world, [drumroll] Am: [Cymbal clash] Aoshi's room! Shar: This is Aoshi's room, rented from the Zen Temple Am: [Surveys the small room] What a mess! Ouch. Shar: Heh, can't be worse than mine! [proud grin] Am: [Laugh] Yeah, Aquarius. Go figure! Shar: Clutter aside, this is a very simple set up, ne, 'Manda? Just a bed, desk and closet. Am: Hai! Watch out for sharp objects though, his spare kodachis are on the desk, but there may be other sharp things around. Shar: Like this shuriken [picks it up] Am: Done up with a ribbon? How sweet! Must be for Misao. Shar: "To Aoshi-sama, from Misao". Nope, more like from Misao-chan. This is bad. He doesn't even bother to unwrap it, just left it lying around. Am: Hope Misao doesn't find out about this. She'll be heartbroken! Shar: Yep. [puts shuriken on desk] Hey, this is a very good picture! Who took it? Am: It would take a genius to picture the Oniwabanshuu in this friendly light. Shar: Uh-huh. [puts photo back] Oh, cool, a calligraphy set. Aoshi's a scholar too. Am: [Suspicious look] I thought all Aquarius are scholars. You write bad poetry yourself! [looks at rice paper] "Kill"? "Kill" "kill" "kill" "kill", man, is he obsessed! Shar: [Flatly] Three guesses who these are meant for. Am: Kenshin, who else? Talk about stating the obvious. Look, there's even a dartboard with Kenshin's picture on the wall. With the daggers left in! Shar: [Steps around carefully and sits on bed] You know, I've always wondered if he ever wash that trenchcoat of his. Am: [Looks in closet] Who knows? Look. [opens closet so Shar can see the row of identical trenchcoats] Shar: [Sweatdrop] Probably not. He can afford to. Am: [Laughs] Shar: Wow, he has a lot of Kenshin's pictures. Am: [Inspects pictures on inside of closet door] Yeah. To remind him of his grudge? Shar: [Flops backwards to lie on bed] Ouch. Must be tough, hating someone like that. Am: Yeah... Shar: Amanda... Am: Yes, Shar? Shar: [Points dumbly at ceiling] Am: [Sits on bed to get a more comfortable view of the ceiling] What's... ack! [Jumps up] That was close! [take the katana she nearly sat on] Shar, did you know Aoshi uses katanas? [unsheaths katana] Shar: [Skeptical] What swordsman would let his blade dull like that? [runs a finger along the back of the blade and cuts herself] Ita! It's sharp! Am: [Lifts one eyebrow in surprise] The sakabatou?! Shar: A cheap imitation. What would he want with a sakabatou?! Am: To practise against, maybe. Shar: Uh-huh. And how do you explain that? [points to ceiling] Am: [Looks up at Kenshin Raincharm Doll suspended from ceiling] Err... Voodoo? Shar: Something's fishy here. [Sucks on cut] What's that box in the closet? Am: [Brings out a cedar box from under trenchcoats] Magazine cuttings...and a cassette tape? Shar: [Brings out walkman] Let's hear it. [Looks through magazine cuttings of Kenshin and wonders if she really wants to listen to the tape] Am: [Pops the tape in and looks about the bed idly] Tape: Answer me one thing, Aoshi. You were a great man, entrusted with the position of Okashira for the Edo Castle Oniwabanshuu. Was there no oppurtunity for you to become an officer in the new government? Why are you now a mere bodyguard? There must have been a place for you to use your own abilities... It doesn't matter. Challenge me, if that's what you want... But I cannot permit you to involve others in... Am: [Finds an old shoebox under bed and pulls it out] Oh cool, paperdolls. [shifts through paper doll clothes and finds paper doll] Of Kenshin?! [sweatdrop] Shar: [Stops tape] It's a recording of everything Kenshin's ever said to Aoshi! Am: [Picks up a crumpled ball of paper and reads it] Shar, can you read this? I only recognise the names and some words but I have a sneaking suspicion...... Shar: Am, come look at this dartboard. [Pulls out 2 of the daggers] See how the corner here is curled up? [carefully removes Kenshin's portrait] Am: [Gawks at Kaoru's vandalized portrait, which has more holes and vicious stabs than Kenshin's] ...... [hands Shar the paper] Shar: "Dearest Kenshin ~heart~, I can't start to tell you how much I adore you..." [Sweatdrop] You were probably right. It's a love letter to Kenshin. [exchanges mute looks with Am] Am: This is bad. Shar: Very bad. Am: [Whips out long garbage bag] We'd better get rid of all the incriminating evidence. Shar: [Nods and starts stuffing the bag with all the Kenshin-related things and Kaoru's badly mutilated picture] And make sure that no one else ever sees it again. Especially Misao-chan. Am: [Blows her nose and sniffs exaggeratedly] She'll be so heartbroken! Shar: [Hands her a tissue and hauls bag out of room] I can't BELIEVE he drew horns and a moustache on Kaoru's picture! Am: [Grabs the trash bag] Shar, we'd better leave soon before he gets back... Aoshi: [Icy glare] before WHO gets back? Shar & Amanda: Yikes! [freak freeze into Takahashi Surprise Pose] Eheheheh...[guilty looks and grins dumbly at Aoshi] Aoshi: [Opens garbage bag] What's this? Shar & Amanda: Eh...nothing! [Looks at each other and start running down the corridor FAST] Aoshi: Gaaa! That's all my Kenshin stuff! [Icy glare, fiery aura beginning to glow] Am! Shar! Get back here! Prepare to die!!! Shar: [Still running] We're sitting around for you to do that? Not bloody likely! Am: We've really done it this time! Shar: At least it's an improvement on his monotonous behaviour! Now just keep running! Aoshi: [Clutching handfuls of Kenshin pics to him] Arrrgghh!! I'm ruined!!! ---------The End? ------------ Lady Fel ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Did you know that we add over 1,000 new e-mail communities every day? http://www.ONElist.com Explore a new hobby, discover a new friend, laugh at a new joke!