Subject: [kffdisc] Um, RK Outtakes? @_@x! Date: Tue, 04 May 1999 23:14:37 PDT From: "May Yi" Reply-To: kffdisc@onelist.com To: kffdisc@onelist.com From: "May Yi" Some may be a bit, um, perverted >P Dont say you weren't warned... ~ Scene: Kenshin has just discovered Kaoru, "dead" with Enishi's sword through her heart... Kenshin: (Blahblahblah) Kaoru... KAORUUUUUU!!! Unfortunately his voice breaks on a high tone, and everyone cracks up, including Kaoru Director: For the love of-- CUT!!! ~~~~~~~~~~ Scene: Fight with Saitoh in the dojo. Saitoh does the anti-air gatotsu, or whatever, aiming to strike Kenshin through the shoulder... But accidently hits somewhat... Lower... Kenshin: *in a somewhat feminine octave, doubled over* YOU LITTLE (*^#%^&*!!!!! NEXT TIME AIM YOUR SWORD *UP*!!!!!!! Director: *turns green* ...Someone get the ice... ~~~~~~~~~~~ Scene: Fight with Saitoh in Kamiya dojo, take two. Note, Saitoh's just good at *acting* to be a ruthless killer... Kenshin: *gets cut deeply, bleeding heavily* Saitoh: EEEK! BLOOOD! *faints* Kaoru: ... Director: ...Someone tell me one more time why I hired that guy... ~~~~~~~~~ Scene: First episode, Kenshin is walking into the dojo as Goheh is wrecking the place, but then he pauses in confusion as Kimi wa Dare refuses to start playing. Kenshin: ...Huh? Suddenly, the music comes on, but instead of Kimi wa, some funky 60's disco tune comes on. Director: What the?! Kaoru and Kenshin exchange glances and decide to make the best of the situation. K&K: o/~ It's fun to stay at the Y! M! C! A! o/~ Director: CUT!!! ~~~~~~~~~~ Okay, thats all I got, really lame I know. Sky-chan ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Join the Star Wars craze! http://www.onelist.com Set up your Star Wars list at ONElist.