Disclaimer: Rurouni Kenshin belongs to Watsuki-sama and whoever else has the rights to it. ^_^ I'm just borrowing the characters for awhile.

Frankenstein - Kenshin Style

by Meimi (aka Robin Kloster) [santiger@internetpro.net]

Starring:

Meimi as the lovely, sweet, caring, kind, wonderful...

{Kaoru: Don't overdo it.}

{Meimi (glaring at Kaoru): Ahem, as I was saying.}

Meimi as the narrator

Kaoru as the don't-really-have-a-part-so-I'll-just-butt-in pest

{Kaoru: I AM NOT A PEST!!}

{Meimi muttering: Could've fooled me.}

Enishi as Dr. Frankenstein

Gein in Iwanbo as Egor

Kenshin as Hitokiri Battosai

{Kaoru: Wait a minute! Hitokiri Battosai is NOT a character in Frankenstein.}

{Meimi: Do I care? He's just kewl... so SHUT UP!!}

{Kaoru: Don't tell me to shut up you *bleep* *bleep* *bleep*.... What's with these *bleeping* bleeps?}

{Meimi (grinning maliciously): This IS a PG fic ... so no cussing allowed.}

{Sanosuke (poofing up out of nowhere): Oh just take all the *bleep* *bleep* fun out of *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* it.}

{Meimi (glares at Sanosuke): Who asked you? GO AWAY!}

{Sanosuke poofs back to whence he came.}

{Meimi: Now AS I WAS SAYING!}

??? as Frankenstein

{Kaoru: Not very descriptive.}

{Meimi: Do YOU mind?}

{Kaoru smiles innocently: Not really but I can if you want me to.}

{Meimi mutters many choice curses which cannot possibly be repeated here because of the rating.}

In......... Frankenstein - Kenshin Style

Somewhere in a mad scientist type laboratory, Enishi and Gein(in Iwanbo) are .. um... celebrating around a table bearing a sheet covered form.

Enishi: Fufufufufufu! I've done it! I've recreated life! Fufufufufufu!

{Meimi: Does anybody else find his laugh as ANNOYING as I do?}

{Kaoru: I do. It sets my teeth on edge.}

{Gein: So do I.}

{Kaoru: Then why do you work for him?}

{Gein sighs: Stupidity.. it's in my contract you know.}

{Kaoru blinks: Oh.. poor thing. Better read the fine print next time.}

{Gein: No kidding.}

Gein thinking: Oh like you did anything other than sit around while I did all the work.

Enishi (staring off into space): Now my dear sweet sister, I finally have the mean to revenge your untimely death.

Gein thinking: Oh good grief... that's psycho's talking to himself again. Revenge... pah.. what do I care? I've just completed the best work I've ever done.

Gein smiles with pride at the sheet covered form.

An explosion blows the laboratory door into the opposite wall and within the billowing smoke left stands the feared Hitokiri Battosai, eyes gleaming amber in the dim light.

{Kaoru: Laying it on a little thick there aren't you?}

{Meimi: Got a problem with that?}

{Kaoru: No actually I kind of like it... now if only he'd do something like this more often.}

{Meimi: You ARE so strange.}

{Kaoru: What?!?! Oh come on... he's SO sexy.. (goes starry eyed)..}

{Meimi: Uhuh... back to the matter at hand.}

Hitokiri Battosai: I cannot allow this perversion to continue. Prepare to die.

Gein: Want to go on a date?

Hitokiri Battosai blinks: What?

Gein: Well you're quite a lovely lady...

Hitokiri Battosai: I'M A GUY!!!!!!!

Gein: Could've fooled me..

Iwanbo is busted as it, with Gein still inside, is slammed into the nearest wall.

Gein (climbing out of Iwanbo): I'm sure you have your pick of drooling guys.

Gein dies a painful and bloody death as Hitokiri Battosai takes exception to that.

{Kaoru: WAI WAI!! MORE BLOOD! MORE BLOOD!!}

{Meimi sweatdrops}

Enishi: Oh look what you've gone and done. Now I'll have to find me another unappreciated psycho genius who's favorite hobby is assembling rotting corpses into horrific forms.

Hitokiri Battosai: As I was saying before I was so RUDELY interrupted, I cannot allow this perversion to continue. Prepare to die Enishi!!

Enishi: Honestly, you've already killed my dear sweet sister and now you're after me? How unoriginal. Oh well, I guess it's time to unveil the means of my revenge, my masterpiece...

Enishi whips the sheet off and Hitokiri Battosai gasps in horror.

Enishi: The.... CHICKENHEAD!!!!!

Chickenhead (Sanosuke with fishbone in mouth): What the *bleep* did you call me?

Sanosuke grabs hold of Enishi and starts pounding him into the ground face first.

Sanosuke: Like you can talk you Dragon Ball reject.

Hitokiri Battosai changes into Kenshin... who does his cute put-upon expression: Sanosuke... maybe you shouldn't do that...

Sanosuke glares at Kenshin: What the *bleep* do you have to complain about? YOU got the cool special effects. YOU got the cool character. YOU even got to KILL someone!!!

Kenshin thinks about this for a minute: I guess you're right.. somebody must love me up there.

Sanosuke: All the *bleeping* authors like you!!!!! They always give you the good roles! But not me! Oh no, I get called chickenhead, get *bleeped* out by Kaoru or Megumi or BOTH or I get Yahiko gnawing on my head the whole time! I WANT SOME ACTION! I WANT COOL SPECIAL EFFECTS!! AND *BLEEPIT* I WANT TO KILL SOMEONE!!!!!!!

{Meimi sighs: He does go on like an old woman doesn't he?}

{Kaoru: I guess... he's right though.. maybe you should let him kill Enishi.}

{Meimi: NO WAY!! Enishi is too much of a kewl psycho to let Sanosuke kill off.}

{Kaoru shrugs: By the way... what was that chickenhead thing?}

{Meimi snickers: It's funny!}

{Kaoru: True ... but it sorta ruins the plot.}

{Meimi: What plot?}

{Kaoru: Good point. Well if this is going to degenerate from here on guess I should make the most out of it.}

Kaoru poofs into the lab, grabs Kenshin arm and smiles up at him seductively.

Kaoru: Come on Kenshin, let's make the best of the short time we have.

Kenshin smiles appreciatively: Good point. I swear the way they're going on in the manga and the anime we're going to be celibate for the rest of our lives. Thank god for fanfics!

Kaoru and Kenshin head off to ... ahem... where ever they're headed and Sanosuke continues to pound on Enishi.

Enishi: At least *WHAM* I don't *WHAM* have a *WHAM* kid *WHAM* gnawing *WHAM* on *WHAM* my head *WHAM* all the time *WHAM*.

Sanosuke: Oh shut up you *bleep*.

{Meimi: ahem.. well that's it for Frankenstein - Kenshin Style ... hope you liked it.. and .. eheh why don't you make a couple of BLTs with those tomatoes?}

Meimi RUNS to escape the flying tomatoes.