Disclaimer: Rurouni Kenshin belongs to Watsuki-sama and
whoever else has the rights to it. ^_^ I'm just borrowing the
characters for awhile.
The First Meeting of The SMDC
(Saitoh Must Die Committee)
Various male cast members of Rurouni Kenshin mill about a large
table. Kenshin (the hero) steps up to the head of the table and
pounds his sakabatou loudly against the hard surface.
Kenshin: I, Himura Kenshin, President of the SMDC now call the
meeting to order. Please take you seats.
Sanosuke (with ever present fishbone) mutters: Why the hell do YOU
get to be the president?
Kenshin snarls: Because it's MY show!!!
Sanosuke grumbles some more: Whatever.
Soujiro clears his throat and stand: I of course, as treasurer
will be making the log of our meeting. If you would all please state
your names for the record.
Kenshin: Himura Kenshin, President.
Aoshi: Shinomori Aoshi, Vice President.
Old Weirdo from the Aoiya: The Senior.
Soujiro: Ano... don't you have a real name?
The Senior: I don't know. The author isn't all that good with
remembering names.
Soujiro: Oh...kay.
The two other Oniwabanshuu dudes from the Aoiya: ......
Soujiro: Alright already. So she doesn't know your names. No big
deal, you guys aren't all that noticeable.
The two other Oniwabanshuu dudes from the Aoiya: HEY!!!!!!!!
Kenshin: GET ON WITH IT ALREADY!!!
Yahiko: Myojin Yahiko. AND DON'T PUT A CHAN IN THAT!
Soujiro smiles pleasantly as he rights down Myojin Yahiko-chan in
his log: hai hai!
Sanosuke: Sagara Sanosuke.
Shishio: Shishio Makoto... and I should be President I might add.
Soujiro: Hai Shishio-sama! Well that takes care of that.
Kenshin: Now we all know why we're here correct?
Aoshi: No we don't. Why are YOU here Shishio? You've got that babe
Yumi!
Shishio: Yeah, all the good that does me. I've got a time limit
for god's sakes on TOP of being a crispy critter. 15 minutes IS NOT
enough time!! Not for a good one at least... and why the hell are you
here you loser? You've got that Misao brat to play with!
Aoshi: Oh give me a break Mum-Ra, I don't go after jailbait unlike
some. (glances at Kenshin)
Kenshin coughs: Kaoru may be many things, but she is certainly NOT
jailbait.
Yahiko: Well she definitely doesn't sound like it when she voices
her appreciation of your attention.
Sanosuke HOWLS with laughter as Kenshin GLARES daggers at Yahiko.
The Senior: Hey at least you guys have a CHANCE... possibly. Look
at me, they've made me a pervert on TOP of being an older man.
*grumbles* Damn stereotypes.
Hiko stomps into the room at this point: Sorry I'm late... *glares
at Kenshin* A certain baka gave me the wrong directions.
Aoshi: What about you Sanosuke? Don't you have that Megumi chick?
Sanosuke chokes on his fishbone: Are you crazy? She doesn't go for
guys... *ahem* Why do you think she's always fawning on Kenshin? You
don't actually think she's interested in HIM do you?
Yahiko: Yeah she's hot for Kaoru.
Kenshin chuckles: Well that'll never happen.
Yahiko: Oh really? Then why are they always sneaking off to the
clinic together? Alone?
Kenshin freaks: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!??!?!
Hiko looks thoughtful: Oh well if that's how things swing maybe I
could interest them both in a threesome.
Everybody facefaults and sweatdrops.
Hiko: What? What do you expect?!? I'm 43, have a perfect physique
and they won't let me have a woman!!!!! It's so embarrassing, for me
THE 13th master of Hiten Mitsurugi Ryuu to not have a woman!!!
Sanosuke: Why in the hell does Saitoh, Mr. Crab-Head get to be the
only one of us who's married?!?!?!
Shishio: All he ever does is Gatotsu, Gatotsu, Gatotsu, Gatotsu.
The Senior: How telling can that be?
Soujiro: So why is somebody.. as rigidly methodical as him the
only one of us who gets some on a regular basis?
Everbody fumes: Saitoh Must Die!!!
Elsewhere the subject of such hatred is smoking on yet another
cigarette (I'm surprised he hasn't keeled over from lung cancer by
now).
Saitoh: Morons! It's not my Gatotsu that attracts Tokio. It's my
endurance level.
*eheheh*
The End
