Subject: [kffdisc] Hiko Hate List Date: Sun, 28 Mar 1999 08:45:41 PST From: "Miss Hideki" Reply-To: kffdisc@onelist.com To: kffdisc@onelist.com From: "Miss Hideki" Hi Minna!!! Hope everyone is having a lovely Sunday. This Hiko Hate List is something that my friend wrote for me. You see, it's a joke of mine to pair her up with Hiko, whom she hates. So she wrote this list saying that I should get with him and not her. But yeah right, i have Sano. What would I need Hiko for? heh heh, enjoy and to all the Hiko fans...don't take it personally. She hasn't even seen Hiko in action yet. She just doesn't like him so I apoloze on her behalf. And now me and Sano have some "stuff" to do...hee hee... ~Miss Hideki~ Deena, I have written a list you must read in order to fully comprehend my standpoint when it comes to that sword-wielding long-haired skankard. Without further adieu, here it is . . . ______________________________________________________________________ Ten Reasons Why Hiko must "Get With" you and not me or simply Top Ten Reasons Why I Hate the Cape offa Hiko 10 - Every damn scene Hiko is in, he fills up the whole page/screen cause his friggin cape swells like a balloon in the wind and obscures the other characters. 09 - Those weasly little eyes that betray his immense pride, an ego way too big for those puncey shoulders, and . . . the weasel within. 08 - That hair . . . has GOT to go. It's so eighties, so the lead singer of The Bangles - who was a GIRL remember!! And the wind has to play with it too! Gross me out! 07 - He took my Fujisawa's sexy habit of sucking sake and turned it into a farce! Only my Masamichi-chan has explicit rights to do this!! 06 - His huge ego would nicely contrast with your humble countenance. See, two egos of (almost) the same magnitude, such as mine and his, in one room would be too dangerous a thing to even contemplate! 05 - Those disgustingly bulging muscles of his. And the way he wraps his shirt so tight around his muscles, I bet if he took a deep breath his clothes would rip themselves off his chest from the force of it. Not that I would want to witness that! *sweatdrop* 04 - He is 43-years-old!! HELlo! Maybe you like pedaphiles, but I'm of the opposite inclination. 03 - He's a dirty old hag bag. (okay, maybe I'm running out of ideas...I don't know that much about him ¬¬) 02 - Once a Hiko, always a Hiko. This lumpy doughnut on steroids with ego creme filling will always taste the same. But he's got muscles that basically put Manji's to shame, so you can have him!! 01 - A Hiko is a Hiko is a Hiko is a Hiko. But I know you secretly love him, so YOU be his Freako no Miko!!!! Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com ------------------------------------------------------------------------ We are proud as punch of our new web site! http://www.onelist.com Onelist: The leading provider of free email community services