From: Pan Hi people. I'm Pan, insignificant lurker here. Moondust-dono asked me to post this fic, which I hope you will like. Ne, if you do... please please please please PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE tell moondust-dono... Moondust-dono's email: Thanks for paying attention! Please enjoy. -------------------------------------------------- Les Miserables: Rurouni Kenshin Style By moondust Disclaimer: I don't own Les Miserables or Rurouni Kenshin so please don't sue me... I am broke any way and I won't be able to pay you... I am also only 14 so I am under age and cannot be held accountable for my actions. (I know my mommy is a lawyer ^_^) Les Miserables is my favorite play of all time so what I say in this fanfic is just a JOKE ok? It's a PARODY! And this is my first fanfic so go easy on me ok? PLEASE SEND YOUR COMMENTS OR QUESTIONS ABOUT THIS TO ME @: moondusty3267@alloymail.com Roles: 1815 - 1823 Jean Valjean- Aoshi Javert- Saitoh Fantine- Miaso Young Cossete- Tsubame Thenadier- Hiko Ms Thenadier- Tae 1832 Jean Valjean- Same Javert- Same Thenadier- Same Ms Thenadier- Same Gavorche- Yahiko Marius- Kenshin Older Cossete- Kaoru Eponine- Megumi Enjolras- Sano Moondust : OK HELLO AUDIENCE! Audience: hi moondust... Moondust: I CAN'T HEAR U! Audience: ... Moondust- heh heh ok.... Um... Alright, welcome to the Les Miserables: Rurouni Kenshin Style! It's been getting rave reviews and um... there's lots of music, drama, action, and... Old Fat Smelly Man: SHUT UP U UGLY HAG! WE WANNA SEE THE PLAY! Moondust: look you old fart... I'm just doing what the director told me to.... Hyper Teenage Girl: YEAH! GO FAT OLD GUY! WE WANT KENSHIN! All girls in the audience: AAAAAAAAAAAAH! Kenshin: ORO!? Moondust: FINE YOU GUYS WANNA BE LIKE THAT! THEN GO AHEAD! SCREW ALL OF YA! I AM OUTTA HERE ENJOY YOUR ING PLAY! Audience applauds loudly Moondust: damn ingrates... Old Fat Smelly Man: HAG! Music starts and audience settles down Prologue: 1815, Digne Men in torn and tattered clothes walk out onto the stage and kneel on the ground and try to look like they are digging or something and they begin to sing... Men: Look down, Look down... Don't look em in the eye... Look down, Look down you're here until you die... Ugly Dirty Man: The sun is strong It's hot as hell below... Men: Look down, Look down Young Dirty Man: There's twenty years to go... I've done no wrong... Sweet Jesus hear my prayer A young man rises from his knees and drops his... uh... (Imaginary) shovel Man with a girl friend: I know she'll wait... I know she'll be true... A soldier walks over and hits the man with the hilt of his sword Men: Look down, Look down... they've all forgotten you... Kaoru : Damnit this is the most boring play I've ever seen... Kenshin : Kaoru-dono... Kaoru: I mean where's the action and the drama everyone is talkin about? Kenshin: Kaoru-dono... Kaoru: I mean this WHAT the HELL? Kenshin: KAORU-DONO! Kaoru jumps and looks at Kenshin Kaoru: uh... yeah Kenshin? Kenshin: your microphone is on... Kaoru sweatdrops, blushes, and looks out to the audience Audience stares wide eyed at the stage Old Fat Smelly Man: SHUT UP U OLD HAG! IT HASN'T EVEN STARTED YET! Kaoru : HAG! HAG!? O YOU ARE GONNA DIE YOU.... Kenshin calmly turns off Kaoru's mike but gets his cufflinks caught on her costume and it looks like he's uh... grabbing her... heh heh.... Kaoru: KENSHIN NO BAKA! GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME! Sano dressed in his costume walks by Sano: Wow you two... getting a little touchy feely there, ne? Kenshin: Sano your mike! Sano looks down at his mini mike and blushes as he turns it off... Saitoh dressed in an old-fashioned French police uniform (Javert) walks on stage and coughs Audience turns their attention back to the play Javert: bring me prisoner 24601... Your time is up... Your parole's begun... and you know what that means Aoshi dressed in tattered clothes (Valjean) is yanked up by two guards and brought to Javert 24601: yes, that means I'm free. Javert: NO! It means you get your yellow ticket of leave... You are a thief 24601: I stole a loaf of bread Javert: You robbed a house! 24601: I broke a window pain. My sister's child was close to death and we were starving... Javert: And you will starve again! Unless you learn the meaning of the law 24601: I KNOW THE MEANING OF THOSE 19 YEARS! A slave of the law. Kaoru: What the hell slave of the law? Huh? Kenshin is still trying to unhook his cufflinks from Kaoru's costume Kaoru: KENSHIN NO ECHII BAKA! Kaoru smacks Kenshin on the head Kenshin: Oroooo... Javert: Five years for what you did the rest because you tried to run Yes 24601.... 24601: MY NAME is Jean Valjean. Javert: And mine is Javert don't forget my name... don't forget me 24601! The song ends and the men walk away and Aoshi is left alone. Miaso is dressed in her costume and watches the play Miaso: aw... my poor Aoshi-sama all alone... Yahiko who is also in costume walks by... Yahiko: AW shut up you stupid weasel! He doesn't give a flying about being alone! Miaso: Why YOU... I AM NOT A ING WEASEL! Yahiko laughs and runs away with Miaso on his heels Music plays as Aoshi runs into a town starving and homeless... a bishop walks outside and sees Aoshi on his doorstep and invites him in. Aoshi shows him the yellow ticket (which tells ppl that he was a criminal) but the bishop doesn't care... Aoshi goes into the bishop's home. Inside the bishops house Aoshi is offered food and wine... which Aoshi eats greedily... the bishop then tells Aoshi that he can go to bed whenever he wishes and that he will be fed in the morning. The bishop goes to bed... and Aoshi steals some silver from the bishop and flees into the streets... but he is caught by the police and they empty his bag to find the bishops belongings in it...And the bishop comes outside... Police: Tell the reverend your story... Let us see if he's impressed. You were lodging here last night. You were the honest bishop's guest... And then out of Christian goodness... When he learned about your plight... You maintain he made a present of this silver... Bishop: That is right. But my friend you left so early... Surely something slipped your mind. You forgot I gave these also Would you leave the best behind? So, Gentlemen, you may release him... For this man has spoken true... I commend you for your duty... And God's blessing go with you... The police walk away and the bishop faces Aoshi But remember this my brother... See in this some higher plan... You must use this precious silver... To become an honest man. By the witness of the martyrs... By the Passion and the Blood... God has raised you out of darkness... I have brought your soul for God! The bishop gives Aoshi his blessing and walks away Valjean (also known as Aoshi/ 24601): What have I done? Sweet Jesus what have I done? Become a thief in the night... Become a dog on the run! And have I fallen so far... Kaoru: KENSHIN CAN'T YOU JUST GET THE ING CUFFLINKS OF MY COSTUME!? Kenshin: I'm trying Kaoru-dono. Kaoru: WELL HURRY! Kenshin fiddles with the cufflinks and finally gets them loose. Kenshin: There! Kaoru: Thank God Kaoru: *Damn! I didn't want him to get the ing handcuff off I kinda liked having his hand...* (*=thinking) Kenshin: Kaoru-dono? Kaoru: Hmmm? Kenshin: Are you alright? Kaoru: Miaso walks by Miaso: Oh hi guys... have you seen Yahiko? Kaoru: Mm-mm Miaso: um ok... Kenshin: Miaso, Aoshi is almost finished with his song! You've gotta get in your place! Miaso: You're right oh.... ing Yahiko... I swear when I get I a hold of him I will beat his ing brains out.... Miaso Storms off muttering curses all the way Kenshin: Oro? Kaoru: Uh-huh sure Kenshin... Kenshin: ORO? Valjean: I'll escape now from that world... from the world of Jean Valjean.... Jean Valjean is nothing now... Another story must begin! Intermission 1 AN: OK SO HOW DID YA LIKE IT SO FAR? No it's NOT done yet... YES most of the main characters are in it! WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT SUX AND I WON'T FINISH IT? WHAT? YOU LIKE THAT FAT SMELLY OLD GUY!? Heh heh... sorry... j/k! Seriously I will post some new chapters soon hopefully this took awhile to write cuz I need to think of what happens backstage ya know? Hopefully this will be done b4 school starts agen... well any way if you got any comments... good ones I hope... please send them to: moondusty3267@alloymail.com! keep in mind... THIS IS MY FIRST FANFIC! K? luv alwayz ~*Moondust*~ --------------------------- ONElist Sponsor ---------------------------- ONElist now brings ICQ Instant Messaging to members For details, Click Here ------------------------------------------------------------------------