From: Myki chan A Kenshin and Kaoru parody. Kenshin is somehow being forced to engage in girlish chit-chats with Kaoru. What's worse, he had to explain the facts of life to her. Poor guy, I just love torturing him. ^_^ This is assuming that Kaoru is very clueless about the things involved with growing up and experiencing new feelings. I know it's unlikely because she is 17 and would have gone through those things years ago. But Kenshin wasn't there years ago. It's no fun without Kenshin.^_^ So I'm making exceptions. Disclaimer: RK characters are not mine. Need I say more? Warning!: Massive OOCness. And slight adult content. Some maybe offended. I dunno... Girl Talk by Myki-chan It was a beautiful morning, with the sun casting bright rays on the town of Tokyo. It's people bustled about as their busy day began. The Kamiya dojo was, however, unusually quiet. In the yard, a redheaded man could be seen doing the laundry. He glanced in the direction of the bedrooms and shook his head smiling. "Yahiko-chan and Kaoru-dono are over sleeping. I wonder why?" Usually, they'd be up early, indulging in a session of the Kamiya Kasshin Ryu. But most of those times, as it turns out, Kaoru ends up chasing Yahiko around the dojo for calling her names. Kenshin smiled in relief. None of that today. Today was going to be a quiet and peaceful day for him. So it seemed. But he couldn't stop feeling a little bit uneasy about something. But what? Kaoru stood in her room. She got out of her nightwear, and stood naked, looking down at her body. She's been thinking about some weird stuff these days. Why was she feeling this way? It has never occured to her before. She looked down at her breasts, surprised at how much they have grown in the past few years. But why? Why do they have to grow? She dreaded having to bind her breasts everytime she put on her training gear. "Mou! These breasts are such a drag!"(um not to be taken literally^_^) She hastily threw on a bath robe and made her way to the bath house. As she opened the sliding door, the sun greeted her with a blinding blaze. Sheilding her eyes with her hand, she saw a glowing red form infront of her. "Kenshin?" She wasn't sure but this being infront of her was like an angel. All it needed was a pair of wings. "Ohayo, Kaoru-dono" She jumped, not realizing that he had walked up to her. Most of her vision was blurred by the sun in her eyes. "Are you alright? You look frightened." Kenshin asked, with just a hint of concern in his voice. His usual self would have been more concerned but now his mind was on something else. "Oh, you just startled me that's all." She gave him a reassuring smile. *Why is he looking at me like that?* She followed his gaze and found herself staring at her own chest. Her barely covered chest infact. *No wonder...Kenshin was--!* She gasped in astonishment with her face already a deep shade of red. "Sumanu, K-Kaoru-dono! I didn't mean to--" Too late. He knew he was gonna get it. He squinched his eyes shut and bowed his head, ready to receive whatever she threw at him. Boy he'd done it this time. The ultimate offence. He's seen her...he saw HER! One more second and it won't matter. He was a sure gonner. One more second and-- "Nani?" He looked around but there was no one else. *Hmmm...I must be THAT desprate to see Kaoru-dono in the nude. I'm starting to hallucinate.* "Oh I can't waste time day dreaming...though it was rather...nice..." "I can't go on like this. I've got work to do. There's the laundry to finish and breakfast to start..." *** In a bathroom a few feet from Kenshin, Kaoru pressed her back against the closed door and breathed heavily. *What was that feeling...I wasn't angry at him...actually...it felt kinda exciting...* She pressed a trembling palm on her pounding heart. This can't be right. It's not logical. Kenshin has seen her...well not all of her but still... She should be angry at him. Well it wasn't his fault entirely. If she hasn't been in such a hurry to put on her bath robe and gotten so distracted at the angelic sight of Kenshin in the sun...then...this wouldn't have-- Well she always thought of Kenshin to be a perfect gentleman. She could never even imagine him to just rudely stare like that and how could he just-- 'Stare like that'...yes the way he looked at her...it was the cause of her unusual excitment. She was sure of it. The way his wide eyes were fixed on her and she thought she saw the tip of his tongue tracing the inner lining of his lips. The short moment he was frozen in that state, his undivided attention on her, seemed like it could last forever. *Why was he fascinated by my breasts? I always hated them and thought them to be a bother. But the way Kenshin looked at them...he seemed to be enchanted by them and regarded them as special. But what's so special about a couple of over-swelled body parts?! Baka!* Kaoru wished with all her heart, for the first time, that she had a mother or an older sister to talk to. A person who have gone through the stages of growing up. A person to guide her and provide her with logical solutions to the strange emotions raging through her right now. Maybe what Kenshin did...looking at her ch-ches...maybe what he did was a normal involuntary action from males towards a female's body parts. "Baka! He saw my breasts and I should be angry at him and so I'm going to be! He's gonna get just what he deserves! " She shoved all other thoughts away, labeling them as nonsense, and proceeded to go through a hurried bath. ***** The earth seemed to shake for a split second. "Oro?!" Startled, the wash tub was flung up into the air. "KENSHIN!!!" "N-Nani?!" He neverously turned around to see an enraged superdeformed Kaoru. "Just what do you think you were doing! Staring at my--" CRASH! Her words were cut short by a wash tub which seemed to have fallen from the sky. The overturned tub lay a few inches from Kenshin's feet. He may have managed to dodge the tub but not it's soapy contents. A soaking white gi clung from the top of his head, passing white foamy water down the middle of his pink gi. The pink material darkening into a shade of magenta as the moisture took rapid consumption. "Excuse me Kaoru-dono." Kenshin was relieved for the interruption, which would delay whatever pounding he was about to receive from Kaoru. He was not saved but at least he could live for a couple of minutes more. He quickly removed the wet gi from his head and threw it into the same tub. And without any hesitation, his own gi was untucked and flung open. He casually took the partially wet gi off and proceeded to dry the rest of his body with it. Seemingly unaware of Kaoru's presence, he noticed that the top of his hakama was slightly wet too and proceeded to untie the knot. His keen senses detected a slight gasp coming from his stunned spectator. He looked up, his face questioning. "Oro?...oh! uh, yeah um I'll start with breakfast soon, Kaoru-dono. I just need to wash these too. Just a sec--" He continued his stripping process. The knot from his hakama was finally untied. The hakama fell to his hips then his whole body shivered from the morning chill. "Maybe I should do this in the bathroom." He turned and dissappeared off into the bathroom. "But-but..." A stunned Kaoru suddenly looked confused. "What is this feeling? I'm hot all over. My face especially. I need to know! Grrr! Kenshin! Wait!" She desperately ran and barged into the bathroom. "AAAAAHHHHH!" A high pitched scream echoed trough out the dojo. "Don't scare me like that Kaoru-dono." Kenshin pressed a palm to his pounding heart. He was by now, ofcourse, totally naked. Kaoru's jaw dropped to the ground. And Kenshin had that 'Oro?' look. "W-what is that?" She pointed a trembling finger at the center of Kenshin, a few inches below his navel. "What?! Where?!" He frantically searched his whole body, then finally realized what she was pointing at. "Phew! You scared me again Kaoru-dono. I thought there was a spider on me or something. Heh heh! When all you were pointing at was only my penis!" "P-p-penis?" "Uh-huh. It's what boys have instead of vaginas like you girls." Kaoru was starting to sway. The sight of the so called 'penis' was clouding her conciousness. "It's s-so big and l-lon--," she gulped in mid sentence. "Why do you have one of those?" Kenshin smiled. He knew the perfect answer to that. "It's very simple Kaoru-dono. I have a penis because I'm a boy. I may not look like one but trust me, I am. And the reason that we're made different is so that when a boy and a girl come together, they can make a baby." He finished his sentence with a happy smile. "H-how?" Kaoru asked wide eyed. Kenshin's smile vanished for a second. Then it reappeared. Yup, he knew the perfect answer for that one too. "It's very simple Kaoru-dono." A mysterious smile crept up his lips. "I could tell you but you'll never believe me. I guess the perfect way is for me to demonstrate. But where in the world am I going to find a willing girl?" He shrugged and looked almost dissappointedly deep in thought. With his face downcast, he passively went about his task at hand (i.e. drying up his naked self ^_^). Kaoru, on the other hand, was bursting with curiosity. Her face growing a shade too red... "Kenshin! Wait!...well uh um...I'm ...a willing... girl..." Nobody saw the smirk on Kenshin's downcast face as those words rang like sweet melodies in his ears. Oh it's been so long. Ten years long. And his final thought was... *BINGO!* ------------------------- Ack! I'm afraid to continue...^_^ The story wasn't meant to be like that. It got all weird around the end. No, I'm the one that got weird. eh heh heh. I didn't mean the story to be like this but I decided to have fun with Kenshin's OOCness. And got carried away I guess. I'll write another version to this where Kaoru is gonna be the naughty one. ^_^ -Myki-chan p.s.- *bows her head in shame* I'm sorry for not posting in a while. I've just started attending college and it's keeping me busy. __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Talk to your friends online with Yahoo! 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