From: kenshinkawaii@yahoo.com This is my first try at a parody. With me initially trying to make you laugh, you might get annoyed instead. ^_^ In my attempt to make a good first parody, I might have overdid some stuff. Oh yeah, there is massive amount of OOC (but then what's a parody without some OOCness, ne?)^_^ Disclaimer:It's all Watsuki-sensei's fault. I had nothing to do with it!^_^ I'm talking about the characters ofcourse and not the fic. This here story is about a little girl named Myki-chan, and how she messed up things for everyone in the Meiji Era.^_^ But she really had good intensions. Honest! The Meiji Mission by Myki-chan Part 1: Tokyo Invasion Friday September 24, 1999 Jamaica 9.04 p.m. "This isn't gonna work," frowned Myki over her second fanfic 'Enchantress of The Night'. "This isn't how I want it!" She fumbled through stacks of papers that were on her bed. "Where! Is! That! Darn! Paper!" Books and papers flew through the air from the impact with Hurricane Myki. "Ah! There it is!" She eyed the small piece of paper that was stuck between her pillow and her teddy bear. She scrambled on hands and knees with hungry eyes and drooling from the corners of her mouth. Snatching up the paper and holding it up with two hands, she gave a triumphant wail. "I've got it! MWHAHAHAHA HA!" Silence. 5 seconds later... "MWHA HA HA H-" "You should go take a shower now, honey. Your brother is through with the bathroom now," her mother peeped through the crack of the door bearing a large sweat drop. "Oh. Ok, Mom." 30 minutes later "ok, lets get down to business." She carelessly threw away the paper that she'd searched for earlier. Suddenly a dark shadow came over Myki's eyes. And then an evil gleam. The corners of her mouth curved upwards, producing a slight smirk. "I know just what to do...to spice things up a little >:] " At that, she dived onto her paper stricken bed and started tearing through her fanfic book with a pen. A black ink pen. Yeah, it was her favorite. * * * * The Meiji Era Tokyo It was a sunny morning. Birds were singing blah blah blah. Oh yeah there were pink cherry blossoms too. "Now where is the Kamiya Dojo!" A girl in a funny looking 'kimono' walked through the streets of Tokyo with a notebook and a pen in her hands. A black ink pen. Yeah, it was her favorite. "UGHH!" Notebook and pen dropped to the ground. "Watch where you're going, Kid!" The girl looked up only to see--- a tall figure with spikey hair, red bandanna and a whole lot of bandages (Just not as much as Shishio ^_^) (Yeah ya'll know who it is.) "Oh! He's Gorgeous!" Two pink heart shapes popped out of her eyes. He looked nervous, seeing the drooling girl. She looked like she wanted to devour him. "Uh...sorry about that, Kid." He scurried away thinking *Now why did I apologize to that dumb kid. Stupid! Stupid!* "Oh no! The little Monster! She's after me!" Sano glanced behind him only to see a trail of smoke. "Nani?" Suddenly from out of the blue, er...(I mean smoke ^_^) SPLATT! The girl attached herself to one of Sano's legs. "AHH!" "Mmm...he's so Gorgeous..." "Get the off me, Kid!" He dragged his leg down the road, yanking his leg now and then, swearing and muttering to himself. "Why do I have to get stuck with this little parasite!" He made an attempt to detach the 'parasite' with a stick. CRACK! The stick was broken in two. "AHH!" "Mmm...he's so Gorgeous..." "This has to be a dream! Wake up Sano! Wake up!" He began pinching himself frantically and slapping his face. "What's wrong with you, Chicken Head?" Sano looked up to see who could have rudely interrupted his desperate attempt to get out of this nightmare, only to find out that it has just begun. Megumi bent down to inspect Sano's leg and whatever that is attached to it. "Who's your friend?" she asked with an obvious humor in her tone. "I swear Fox, this is not the time to--- OWW! I can't feel my leg! Help! Meee..." He slowly slithered to the ground. "Ohohohohoho!" "Ohayo, Megumi-dono. Nani? What's happened to Sanosuke?" "Huh?" Megumi recovered from her hyterical laughter and fixed up her already neat hair. "Ohayo, Ken-san," she replied, displaying her most charming smile. But Kenshin was already kneeling down beside Sano with concern written all over his face. *Damn!* Megumi could almost kill the guy. *I mean how dense can he be? When is he gonna realise that I'm hot for him?* Myki's eyes popped open at the sound of his voice, and Sano's leg was released in an instant. Pink heart shapes popped out of her eyes as her eyes beheld the redhead. "Oh! He's so Beautiful!" "Oro?!" Now she was attached to one of Kenshin's legs. "Ken! Shin!" A voice all too familiar. "How dare you leave me alone in the market place with all these things to carry!" She gasped in sheer surprise, "What! Is! That!" "Eh heh heh...I can explain Kaoru-dono," Kenshin held up his hands in a nervous protest, " well uh she came off of Sano." "What!" "I mean, well uh, I'll ask him..." He nudged Sano lightly with his free leg. * Please Sano, wake up. I've been keeping myself free for Kaoru-dono to snatch up any minute. I can't afford to have her thinking that I'm some kinda Babe-magnet. Hmm..., maybe it's not so bad. It'll just make me look more desireable.* "Earth to Kenshin!" Kaoru pouted. "Oro? Oh yeah, uh, Sano are you alright?" Sano's eyes fluttered open. He saw a blurry red and slowly focused on Kenshin's face. "What are you doing here, Kenshin? Man, you just woke me from one of my wet dreams. I mean this one was one of a kind. You won't believe it but-" "Uh, Sano-" "The Fox Lady! She was on top of me and -" "Uh, Sano, you're not in your room -" "-she was all wild and-- what did you say?" Everyone's face came into view. All faces red and bearing large sweat drops. *Somebody please kill me.* Well Megumi definately looked homocidal at that moment. Sano's gaze fell back on Kenshin and a bundle of something wrapped around his leg. "AHH! It's her! She's evil! You won't get me! I swear! You won't get me!" Everyone stared down the road at the frantic and fleeing Sanosuke. While they were still too stunned to move, Myki detached herself from Kenshin's leg and reminded herself of her mission in Tokyo. *I need to work from the inside. Now how do I become apart of the Kenshin-gumi...* She thought, and thought, and thought, and thought, and thought. *I definately see a pattern here* *Ok, here goes something!* "Oh! Where am I? What am I?--uh scrap that part--" Acting all dramatic again, she closed her eyes and with a hand on her forehead... "Oh. Why me? Why is it so hard for me to find a boyfriend- uh I mean a friend! WAA!!WAAA!" Upon opening her eyes, she SAW...nothing different. "grrr...I said WHY ME!!!" "Huh?" Everyone turned around in unison. Back into a dramatic trance, Myki went on. "Oh, I've got nowhere else to go. My family have disowned me. My two puppies ran away with each other. And, and m-my g-gold f-fish was F-flushed down the T-T-T-TOILET! WAA!!WAAAA!!!" With that, she abruptly fell on the ground, supposedly unconcious. "She's scary," whispered Megumi to Kaoru. "I still think Sano was alot scarier. What do you think, Kenshin?... Kenshin?" "That... was...so Beautiful!" Kenshin collapsed right into Kaoru's arms and started shaking with uncontrollable sobs. "And I, ugggh, thought I had a t-terrible past! Sessha have failed! AAhuh! This should not be a show about sessha! This should be a show about that poor girl! Sessha have failed! Just hold me Kaoru-dono!" "Uhh, there there Kenshin. Everything will be fine." Tears streamed out of Kaoru's eyes as she tightened her embrace, crushing his body to hers. *Kenshin no baka. When is he gonna realise that he's special. Especially to me* "Uh, Kaoru-dono..." "Shhh, don't talk. Just let out all your tears--" "I - I can't breathe! -- I think I see a bright light--" "Oh no! I think I hugged him too tight!" "Duh!" Megumi stood impatiently. "Now if you're through with the WAFFY stuff, I've got two unconcious people 'now' to take care of." "Uh, you're right. So I'll carry Kenshin and you carry the girl--" "Why can't I carry Kenshin! I'm the stronger one here!" "Well because I'm already holding him!" With that, Kaoru staggered towards the dojo with an unconcious Kenshin in her arms. *Selfish Brat!* Megumi scooped up the girl and followed closely behind. author's notes: *Well what do you think? I know, I overdid Sano's paranoia. But anything in the name of comedy right? *Oh yeah, I overdid Kenshin's hysteria as well. But hey it gave him the opportunity to hug Kaoru,ne?.^_^ *Comments? Onegai? next- Myki-chan's inside job Myki-chan cause chaos in the Kamiya dojo. 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