Nadya Neklioudova Hi minna! ^_^v How are you? Well, seeing that one of the current SASS ML threads is about RK characters in StarTrek, and after Dee's/"OtakuChick's" suggestion, I decided to start a RK/StarTrek crossover round-robin here. The RK characters are in StarTrek/a StarTrek-type show, on the Starship Rurouni, under command of Captain Kenshin Himura... the rest is up to you. ^_-x (gee, I hope there's enough StarTrek fans on this list to continue this.. ^^;;;) Here goes... Rurouni Trek - a RurouniKenshin/StarTrek crossover/parody round robin Cast (so far): Captain: Kenshin Himura First Officer: Kaoru Kamiya Doctor: Megumi [By Nadya] "Oro?" Captain Kenshin Himura turned around in his comfortable captain's chair on the Starship Rurouni, and faced First Officer Kaoru Kamiya. "Say what?" "Kenshin no BAKA!" Kaoru yelled and whacked Kenshin with her ever-present bokken before Kenshin could say "Security!", and before the eyes of all people on the bridge. "Kaoru-dono.. Oroooooo... I thought bokkens weren't permitted on starships..." Kenshin's spiral eyes said. Doctor Megumi appeared in the turbolift as if by magic, ran over to Kenshin and hugged him. "Oh Ken-san, are you alright?" "ORO..." "AHEM! As I was trying to tell Kenshin," Kaoru interrupted, "There's a transmission coming in. Priority One." Kenshin's face grew serious immediately, despite the fact that Megumi was still hugging him. "Put it on screen Kaoru-dono." Kaoru did so, and they saw..... (continue please!) ________________________________________________________________________ Ashley Auld Ooo--- looks like fun! Can I join in? ( I used to be a big Trekkie... a long time ago-- but I'll give it my best shot!) I'll add to the cast too: Leutenant Soujirou is like the equivalent of Data ( he is a leutenant isn't he? I know someone on this list thought of him as Data-- I think it fits perfectly!) Leutenant Sano: The big tough guy-- like Warf. *laughs* And his rooster hair is like a trait of his planet. Captain Shishio: Captain of the enemy battle cruiser Rengoku from the planet Kunitori. Kaoru did so, and they saw..... An enemy cruiser ship from the hostile planet Kunitori. " It's the enemies battle cruiser, the Starship Rengoku!" Kaoru said wide eyed. "Captain, They're hailing us." Leutenant Soujiro turned around with a large smile on his face. " Shall I put them on screen?" " Be Careful Captain." Sano stood above him on the upper deck. " Those Kunitorians are super cranky-- and if you upset them they tend to burst into flames." " On screen." Kenshin repeated. He sat up a little straighter in his big comfy captains chair. On screen showed a man with a face which was hardly distinguishable because it was all wrapped up in bandages. " Shishio..." Kenshin muttered under his breath. The Kunitorian just smiled at him maniacally. " Greetings comrades..." How was that? Someone wanna continue? ^_^;; ________________________________________________________________________ "Jonathan Tung" Star Trek sucks! Star Wars Rules! I watched Star TreK :TNG all the way to about four years ago, when i started watching Star Wars again. Star Wars games are funner anyway... Jedi Knight II had good acting, and was the game of the year for Pcgamer. Star Trek never had any fun game since 1993. Well, to continue with the robin (hope you don't mind) and add some comedy, i'd like to include the "son of god". Yep, the character who appears after the Kyoto Saga in the Anime. Yahiko will take the place of Laforge, or Scotty. Depends on how you look at it¡K and I¡¦d like to set Kenshin¡¦s mentor as Q. hehehehe * * * ¡§Well, well¡K if it isn¡¦t the NC-1701 Rurouni¡K and the most humiliating crew of clowns the federation has¡K hahahaha¡¨ Shishio taunted. Of course, Sano and Kaoru with their short tempers didn¡¦t take this too well. ¡§What?¡¨ they screamed simultaneously, drawing their weapons, the wooden sword and gigantic gauss rifle respectively¡K But before Kaoru could charge at the scream, Kenshin put his hand gently onto Kaoru¡¦s shoulder, and Megumi glared jealously. ¡§We wouldn¡¦t want to crack the monitor would we¡K¡¨ he said gently. ¡§HAHAHa, stupid old hag~!¡¨ a annoying voice came through the intercom¡K Kaoru however, was to busy blushing to draw rank and reprimand Yahiko. ¡§So, my arch nemesis, what do you want?¡¨ Kenshin asked, with a tinge of annoyance. ¡§Why, to mock and humiliate you to the best of my abilities, my good friend¡¨ Shishio replied. ¡§No, not that. You do that everytime.¡¨ ¡§To mock and humiliate you and your crew!¡¨ ¡§You do that everytime we meet too.¡¨ ¡§Oh! Hmm¡K well I want to¡K umm¡K¡¨ ¡§Ask for help¡¨ a sleek sexy voice finished for him. The camera focused on Shishio¡¦s head backed off, giving us a wider view of what was going on, on the ¡§bridge¡¨. The bride of the ship was decorated in red, and had a few things that looked out of place. A big fluffy bed, a fireplace, thick carpet, and a large collection of wine agaisnt the wall. Yumi, Shishio¡¦s seccond in command was sitting in his lap. Kaoru began having dreams about herself and the captain in that room, while Sano muttered ¡§Do that s__t some other time¡K¡¨ Kenshin turned around and glared at him. His eyes seemed to say ¡§Wouldn¡¦t want to f__k up the relationship between the federation and the empire with profanity would we?¡¨ Sano¡¦s innocent smile seemed to reply ¡§Sorry cap, won¡¦t happen again (yeah right!) ¡§So¡K what kind of help do you want?¡¨ Kenshin asked. Suddenly there was a blinding flash and the bridge crew tried to shield there eyes. ¡§He¡¦s just been attacked by the borg¡K¡¨ a strange voice said¡K ¡§Q!¡¨ Kaoru screamed ¡§What the hell are you doing here, get the hell outta here!¡¨ she said, taking a swing at him. Hiko caught the wood, almost lazily, and tripped her. ¡§Well now that you¡¦re done interupting us and tripping my second and command, could you please leave?¡¨ kenshin said ¡§No¡¨ Hiko said, a slight smile on his face. ¡§why?¡¨ kenshin asked ¡§Because you might need help against that¡K¡¨ Hiko commented. The picture of Yumi and Shishio disappeared, to reveal a gigantic ship in the shape of <-)-(-> ¡§¡K the sons of god¡K¡¨ Kenshin gasped! * * * Da end. 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