Masshiro Robes
By Pan and Rurouni
June 1998 
Kenshin: Masshiro! Masshiro! (holding out the white robes to Kurama) 
Kurama-san, see, masshiro robes. Promise you won't dirty them? 

Pan: Not Kurama-dono? ^_^x 

Kurama: Hai! Kenshin! I'll wrap the person in Makai mimosa if he/she 
manages to even stain it! 

Rurouni: Heheh...Kurama-dono? 

Kenshin: Good. I scrubbed a long long time... 

Kurama: Umhmmm... now, if you'd just hand it over so I can wear it... 

Kenshin: E..to...that wouldn't be such a good idea... 

Kurama: Why not? 

Kenshin: I scrubbed a lot you see... 

Kurama: Yes? 

(Kenshin holds up a masshiro robe with a hole in the middle and starts 
praying hard.) 

Kurama: Why... thank you, Kenshin! 

Kenshin: Oro? 

Kurama: See, this fits my tail just fine... Hmm... if only Kuronue 
washed as well as you did... 

Kenshin: *super blush* Do... Don't mention it... ^_^x 

Kuronue: Do I hear an insult, kitsune? 

*Kurama jumps out of his skin* 

Kuronue: Ah just as well, now I can have a nice furcoat to brave the 
coming winter winds. 

Kurama: *claims back his fur coat* Who said I was going to let you have 
my skin? What are you doing here? 

Kenshin: ... 

Kuronue: YOU DARE ASK ME??? We had an appointment to steal that stupid 
mirror yesterday and WHERE IN MAKAI WERE YOU??? 

Kurama: Can't help... Kenshin's been washing my clothes since yesterday, 
and you can't expect me to meet you without clothes right? 

Kenshin: Hey! You think it was easy washing those grass stains off?! 
You're lucky I managed to 'masshirorise' it. 

Kuronue and Kurama: *stares* 

Kuronue: Whatever. Now just hurry up. 

Kurama: *puts on his clothes* Right right... I'm coming... 

Kenshin: Kuronue(-dono), do your clothes need washing? 

Kuronue: ... ? 

Kenshin promptly strips him. 

Kenshin: Give me a minute. 

Kurama: Bring out the cards. 

Kuronue: He said a 'minute'. 

Kurama: You don't know him very well, do you? 

Back after half a day... 

Kenshin: Masshiro masshiro! [Holds out masshiro robes to Kuronue.] 

Kurama: Oh thanks. 

Kuronue: ZZzzzzzz... 

Kenshin: Is he sick or something? 

Kurama: *mutters* Sick from waiting... 

Kenshin: What was that? 

Kurama: Oh nothing... thanks, I think we'll make a move now. 

Kenshin: Come back to visit soon! 

Kurama: GET UP! 

Kuronue: Zzzzzzz... 

Kurama: GEEEEEEEEET UUUUUUUUUUPPP!! 

Kenshin: Here... let me try... 

Kenshin whispers something in Kuronue's ear and Kuronue immediately 
bolts upright. 

Kuronue: WHAT?! 

Kurama: Wow! What did you say to him? 

Kenshin: [smiles] Trade secret. 

Kenshin: (hands over Kuronue's clothes) 

Kuronue: Okay. Thanks. Now let's go, stupid fox! 

Kurama: Who're you calling a fox, you overgrown bat! 

Kuronue: But you are a fox! You stupid fox! 

Kurama: Why you... 

A bloodcurding scream is heard. 

Kuronue: My clothes!!! They're...they're...they're white in colour!!! 

Kurama: Told you Kenshin 'masshirorises' clothes. 

Kuronue: WAH!!!