Titanic: The Untold Story
By Pan and Rurouni
June 1998 
One day, Hiko was training Kenshin how to refrain from being numbed by 
extremely cold temperatures in battles... 

When a ship came sailing straight towards them...

Kenshin notices, then Hiko too...

Kenshin: Shishou...a black ship...

Hiko: It's headed right towards us.

Kenshin: *eyes glimmers* It's breathing fire, Shishou...

Hiko: I have eyes, baka deshi.

Kenshin: A black water ryuu?

Hiko: Hmm...

Kenshin: It's heading for this iceberg.

Hiko: Remember what I taught you?

Kenshin: Hai! Hiten Mitsurugi Ryuu...Ryu-Sho-AHHHHH!!!! (slips on the 
ice and promptly plops into the icy waters below)

Hiko: Sasuga watashi no baka deshi desu...[You really live up to your 
reputation as my 'stupid disciple'...] 

Hiko: *Oh no, the ship is going to get my baka deshi!* Hiten Mitsurugi 
Ryuu, Ryuu Kan Sen!

A cracking sound is plainly heard. 

Kenshin: Shishou! Help! I'm freezing. No... wait, I'm drowning too! 

Kenshin: Shishou... I think you just sunk the ship.

Hiko: One more word and you're going down with it. 

Kenshin: Shikashi... 

Hiko: Quiet! 

Kenshin: H-hai!

Hiko: Watch me hack the ship down, then you come out of the waters with 
a Ryu Sho Sen, get it?

Kenshin: Hai! Go Shishou go! You do a Ryuu-Tsui-Sen and I'll follow up 
with a Ryuu-Sho-Sen, soudesuka? 

Hiko: *stares* Hiten Mitsurugi Ryuu... Ryuu Tsui Sen! 

Kenshin: Hiten Mitsurugi Ryuu... Ryuu-Sho-Sen!

Titanic splits into two.

And starts sinking...