Titanic: The Untold Story Epilogue
By Pan and Rurouni
June 1998

Epilogue:
Kurama: And to think they thought it was an iceberg...
Battousai: (Pan: in modern clothes and in Kurama's house, hey, I borrowed
from your fanfic, but I don't care!) I don't know... was that stupid black
ship important to the people then?
Kurama: Quite...
Hiei: Hn.
Yuusuke: Himura you stupid sword-wielder...
Battousai: (hand on the hilt of his katana) Yes, Urameshi, you said
something?
Kuwabara: Hoi hoi! Urameshi! Don't you dare try anything funny with the
legendary Hitokiri Battousai...
Hiei: Legendary indeed. I could cut up that ship into ten thousands pieces
in the same time you took to give it one slash.
Battousai: So would you like to try me...
Kurama: NOT IN MY HOUSE YOU'RE NOT!

Hiei: I'm game.
Battousai slides into his Battou-jutsu stance. Hiei stands up and throws off
his cloak.
Kurama: (eyes flashing gold) Hiei...if you dare wreck 'Kaasan's house, I'll
never speak to you again.
Hiei: Hn. (prompts sits down and sulks)
Battousai: (to Kurama) So, you're the skirt that tamed the wild beast...
Hiei: ...grrr...look who's talking shorty!
Battousai: Shorty?! Why if my hair was spiked up like yours I'd tower over
you!
Kuwabara: (elbows Yuusuke and whispers) That's awful...another Hiei
wannabe...
Yuusuke: (eyeing Kurama, whispers back) Let's get going before Kurama sets
his Makai mimosa loose.
Kuwabara: Yah, good idea.
Yuusuke and Kuwabara: Oei! Kurama, it's getting late, we've better make a
move.
Hiei: Since when have a curfew been imposed on you guys?
Yuusuke: Not a curfew, adinner date...with Keiko!
Kuwabara: (in a high-pitched squeaky voice) It's a double-date,
Yukina-san'll be there too.
Hiei: Hm. I'd better tag along and make sure you don't trip over your own
big feet and squish my Koorime imouto-chan.

Kuwabara: YOUR KOORIME IMOUTO???
Hiei: Oops.
Kurama: Hey wait a minute! I cooked dinner for you guys and all you do is
walk off to meet your girls? OEI!
Battousai: I'm still here.
Kurama: I know.
Battousai: I need to kill someone tonight.
Kurama: Being a Hitokiri sure hurts... Come, I'll take you to do some
midnight shopping, and NO you canNOT bring your set of daisho out.

Battousai: I NEED to kill someone tonight.
Kurama: Yah yah, I heard...come let's...uhm...Kenshin? Why are you staring
at me like that? 
Battousai: [golden eyes flashes] I need to kill SOMEONE tonight.
Kurama: Uhm...if you don't like shopping we can do some other things...how
about a male bonding session? [backing away]...uhm...you can have all the
food I cooked. I guarantee you'll love it! You can eat with your daisho! You
can...ahhh...nnnooooo! [Tucks his tail between his legs and hightails out of
the house] Hey guys! Wait up, I'm joining you for dinner!

Battousai: *as he watches Kurama escape* Hmmm... boring... why couldn't he
tell a joke when he heard one? Never mind... I'll look through his shelves.
What's this? Botany?? Hmmm... textbooks textbooks and more textbooks.. hey
this looks interesting. Rurouni Kenshin... oho! A comic! And this looks good
too... Yuu Yuu Hakusho...
*Battousai reads while waiting for the Urameshi team to finish their dinner
dates.*

When the Urameshi team returns...

Kuwabara: Aww...look...he's sleeping, he looks so sweet...like Hiei...
Hiei: [growls] I. DO. NOT. LOOK. SWEET.

And a big fight ensues... the end... (or so I think)

Pan: Anything to add, Rurouni?

END EPILOGUE