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SPOILERS for manga 18 and above.

How the Kenshingumi (and a few other side characters)
would open a bottle of corked sake.
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Kenshin: Would pull and pull and pull, and when he realizes he's been
unsuccessful, turn into Battousai.

Battousai: Would pull and pull and pull, and when he realizes he's been
unsuccessful, turn into Rurouni.

Kenshin: Would wail and run to Kaoru-dono.

Kaoru: Would activate shinai.

Yahiko: Would thwack the bottle until it shattered.

Sano: Would pull it out with his teeth.

Megumi: Would examine the bottle, look for any sick spots, test it's pulse
and sadly declare the bottle's death.

Aoshi: Would not care.

Misao: Would pull and pull and pull until it came out, then drink half the
bottle, mix with tea and offer it to Aoshi-sama.

Aoshi: Who would drink it after Misao left.

Saitou: Would jab, pull, twist, bite and try everything to open the bottle,
then he would Aku Soku Zan the bottle for disrupting police investigations
in being a highly uncooperative piece of evidence.

Soujirou: Would open it so fast, finish it so fast, no one would know what
really happened to the bottle.

Yumi: Would give it to Shishio-sama.

Shishio: Would pull once, give up, but because Yumi wants it so much, pull
it out with his teeth and drink it with Yumi.

Tomoe: Would look icily at the bottle for half a day, before deciding to use
it to cook.

Enishi: Would wonder how a bottle would help in his Jinchuu, get a sudden
inspiration and slam the bottle on Kenshin's head.

Kenshin: Orooooooooooooooooo...

Hiko: Who would appear, shake his head at everyone else, claim the sake,
pull the cork, and down it in one gulp.

	And this was yet another 'How does' fic by a warped mind in motion.
have you had your sake yet? Remember, pulling it out with your teeth ALWAYS
works.

END FIC

bread@bread.freeservers.com
7/9/98