From: "Pearl Louis" Hello! Anyway I was going through chapter 5 (or is it 4?) of Wolf's Honour in my head (Yes I have everything worked out - dialogue fights etc. I just have to find time to put it down on paper) when I thought of this comedy sketch: I think it illustrates very well the type of girl Tokio is like......(why do I keep doing do this to Saitou?) PRELUDE TO SAITOU IN THE DOGHOUSE: Pearl: Whew. One down, nine more to go.... Pearl: What?!!! Hajime: Hah, hah, you can't get me you fat lazy slob! Pearl: Why you....?! Pearl: Why thank you Tokio. Hajime: Stupid good-for-nothing girls.... Pearl looking at Tokio: Should we? Tokio: Of course Hajime: Stupid good-for-nothing.... Tokio: Geez he's stubborn. Pearl: Yeh. You should have seen him in his fight against Kenshin. Tokio: Who's Kenshin? Pearl: Oops. I forgot. Its more than ten years too early. Hajime: You ahou girl. What do you mean by hitting me on the head with that rock? Tokio: Well I thought that Pearl needed some help considering she's not as smart as me. Pearl: Hey! Watch your mouth Tokio. Pearl: Ah. You two make such a lovely couple. I can just imagine you as husband and wife. Tokio & Hajime: What?!!! Pearl: Read the script. Tokio: Hey. Look we do get married Wolf-chan. Hajime: Don't call me that ahou girl! Hey. What's this - "Wedding night Lemon Scene"? What's a lemon? Pearl: Oh yeah. I forgot you're still kids. Tokio: Ew. You're not making us suck lemons on our wedding night are you? Pearl: ....... Hajime: Who cares? I mean its not like I'd ever marry a spoiled little brat like you ahou girl. Tokio: Well who would want to marry a wild wolf boy like you? Pearl: Hey. I happen to know that you liked that kiss Hajime..... Hajime: Did not! Pearl: Then why is your face all red? Hajime: ....... Tokio hugging Hajime: I kinda liked it...... Hajime sweatdrops: Um. Must run. Yeah. Have to go through some very angsty scenes....Have to learn the meaning of Aku Soku Zan and all that. Bye! Pearl: There is a reason for the lever which will be explained in the actual chapter..... Hajime: Ow! Let go of me you stupid ahou girl! Tokio: No way. I always get what I want Wolf-chan! Hajime: How many times do I have to tell you to stop calling me that?!!! It makes me sound like a pet! Tokio: Maybe I should get you a collar and leash then! Hajime:....... Pearl: You know. I have never seen anyone as afraid of committment as that boy.....Well maybe except for a certain little red-head....Hey maybe I should write that Kenshin-Kaoru lemon...... Oh well back to physics.....maybe. Oh dear. Too much caffeine and an overdose of General Rel. Bye! Pearl Louis (I'm not insane really! What do I have in my hand? Hey, how did a butcher's knife get there?! I was sure it was a backscratcher a minute ago!) ************************************************** The Meaning of Life: "....the fact that there is a significant primordial abundance of anything other than hydrogen is a consequence of a number of coincidences." pg. 292, "Cosmological Physics", J.A. Peacock Digital Demon: "Its reassuring to know just what a firm grip on technology some people have. According to the 'Computer Fraud and Security Bulletin', a supermarket tabloid reports that two people were killed by a virus infected computer in Valparaiso, Chile. The virus is said to have created a horned demon which decapitated one worker; the other died from a heart attack. Anyone coming within 3 metres of the computer blacked out or started deranged babbling. The computer was exorcised." 'New Scientist', 1 Feb 1992 --------------------------- ONElist Sponsor ---------------------------- Share your special moments with family and friends- send PHOTO Greetings at Zing.com! Use your own photos or choose from a variety of funny, cute, cool and animated cards. Click Here ------------------------------------------------------------------------