From: "P. Rico" Hello. Okay, here's another college adventure. This one is not so University of Houston Centered so I hope you like this better than the last one ^-^. ********************************* RK College Adventure #2: Registration By P.Rico w/A.Kent Sagara Sanosuke was walking through the Administration building when he noticed a familiar head of red hair. "Oi, Kenshin, what's up?" Kenshin turned toward Sano and smiled politely. "Hello, Sano. I'm trying to get my fee bill." "Fee bill?" "Aa, I came here to protect Kaoru-dono and decided to take a few classes while I'm here." "Where is Jo-chan anyways?" "She's at the Melcher Gym trying to get some new students." The two began to discuss the campus. Finally, after two hours, they made it to the head of the line. "Well," said the lady behind the counter. "What can I do for you?" "I'd like my fee bill, de gozaru yo." "Can't you read? Fee bills are in room 12." Two hours later….. "What do you want?" "I'd like my fee bill, de gozaruyo." "Student ID number?" "Oro?" Kenshin rummaged through his book bag and pulled out his brand new Student ID. "999-99-9999," Kenshin read. The clerk typed it in. "I'm not getting any record," she said. "What's your last name?" "Himura." "Spelling?" "Hi..Mu..Ra.." "Don't get smart with me kid." "I'm probably way older than you," muttered Kenshin. "Excuse me?" Kenshin shook his head. "Just a minute." He pulled out his Japanese-English conversion chart. "H..I..M..U..R..A." The clerk typed it in. "Kenshin?" "Hai." "I see. Two of the numbers in you ID# were trasposed." "Oro?" "All right, Mr. Himura, you owe the university $8,962.48." "ORO?!!!" "How many classes are you taking, Kenshin?" asked Sano. "Only three." "Correction!" stated the clerk. "Only two classes are listed here: History of Christianity in Asia and Calculus 1." "Oro? What's a calculus?" "History of Christianity in Asia?" muttered Sano "Why'd you want to relive that disaster?" "I didn't sign up for it in the first place. Besides, the scripts weren't that bad (maybe)." "You're just too nice." Kenshin smiled sheepishly. "That's what Misao-dono says." "Ahem." Kenshin and Sano turned to the clerk. "My records show you just dropped your Calculus class. You now owe the university $5,289.44. Do you want your fee bill or not?" "Oro? How could I have dropped a class when I've been in lines all day?" "There goes the other one," stated the clerk. "You have now dropped all of your classes." "Oro?" "You now owe the university $1,645.93." "Demo, I don't have any classes," said Kenshin frantically. "If you want to discuss this, go to room 108. Next." "I just came from there," wailed Kenshin. "Next." "Demo…." "NEXT!" "Let's go, Kenshin," said Sano, dragging Kenshin out of the room. Three hours later…… "I see you're back." "I'd like to check my schedule, de gozaru yo." "Name." "Himura." The clerk typed in his name. "Hm." "What do you mean, 'hm'?" asked Sano. "We have two Himuras here. Both have the same ID number. There's Kenshin and Battousai." "Battousai?" Sano turned to Kenshin. "What do you make of this?" "Well, come to think of it," began Kenshin. "Nani?" "I did register just after that fight with Saitou." Sano promptly face-faulted. "So you're Battousai?" inquired the clerk. "Hai, hai." The clerk hit a few keys. "Does this look like your schedule?" Kenshin looked at the screen. "Aa. Arigatou gozaimasu, de gozaru yo." "You now owe the university $6,132.83" "ORO?!? For three classes!?!" "Out of state tuition." Kenshin face-faulted. "Oroooooooo…………….." *************************** End. --------------------------- ONElist Sponsor ---------------------------- GRAB THE GATOR! FREE SOFTWARE DOES ALL THE TYPING FOR YOU! Tired of filling out forms and remembering passwords? Gator fills in forms and passwords with just one click! Comes with $50 in free coupons! Click Here ------------------------------------------------------------------------