From: "P. Rico" Okay, yet another insane college adventure from the person who brought you "Why the Kenshin-gumi went to college" I just love putting these guys through hell ^-^. Anyone who has ever had to phone register for classes con probably sympathize with poor Sano. Disclaimer: They are not mine and I'm not making any money. I mean look at it. Do you actually think ppl would pay to read it? **************************** College Adventure #3: Telephone Registration "Well," mused Sano, "I got this grant. Guess I'd better register." He looked down at the schedule in his hand and at the phone in front of him. He picked up the phone and dialed the number of telephone registration. "Thank you for calling the University of Houston VIP service," said the computer at the other end. "Please enter your nine digit student number." Sano proceeded to do so. "Please enter your section number." Sano entered a section number. "Physical Education: Weight Training has been added to your schedule." "An easy A," thought Sano "Please enter your section number." Sano entered the next number. "Intermediate Japanese has been added to your schedule…" "Another easy A," "…Instructor: Fujita." "Why does that name sound so familiar?" "Please enter your section number." Sano punched in the next number. "I'm sorry," replied the computer. "That section is closed. Please try another." Sano tried another. "I'm sorry. That section is closed." Sano tried another number. "I'm sorry. That section is closed." Sano, who was getting angrier by the moment, punched in the last number on the list. "That number is not valid. Please enter a valid section number." "How about my Futae no Kiwami section number?" said the angry Sano, rearing back his right fist. A few moments later…… A student walks up to the phone booth and finds a receiver sitting in a pile of dust. --------------------------- ONElist Sponsor ---------------------------- Accurate impartial advice on everything from laptops to table saws. Click Here ------------------------------------------------------------------------