From: "P. Rico" Hello, Last week was finals and I'm so glad it's all over (for the semester at least). So to celebrate, I decided to put our favorite red-head and his gang through hell...I mean finals week^-^x. Disclaimer: They're not mine and after seeing this fic they won't want to be ^-^x. P.S. Miss, I'm still working on your suggestion, but Saitou being a little uncooperative. ******************** Kenshin College Adventure #4: Finals Week A little piece of insanity by P.Rico ----- Day One: Kenshin: "Here is your final," said the professor, handing out a sheet of paper. Kenshin looked down at it and smiled. "This looks easy," he thought. "I've heard so many horror stories about finals, but it doesn't seem so bad." Kenshin began calmly answering the questions. Aoshi: Takes his math final Tae: Receives an 'A' (and an offer from Microsoft) after developing a new business program Aoshi: Takes his English final. ----- Day Two: Saitou: Aku.Soku.Zans some hysterical freshmen. Aoshi: Takes his Chemistry final. Soujirou: "This test if very long," warned the professor. "But if you've studied you'll do just fine. You've been given three hours because of the length. There are also plenty of extra credit so take you time. Begin." A puff of smoke exploded from one of the desk and the prof felt a strong gust of wind. "I'm finished with the final, Instructor-san," said a smiling Soujirou. Aoshi: Takes his psychology final. ----- Day Three Aoshi: Takes his fine arts final. Misao: "You have 80 listening selections on this test and you will be given three seconds to listen to them." Misao moaned along with the rest of the class room. "Why did I take this class. I thought music was supposed to be fun." "Here's the first selection." There was three seconds of silence. "That's it?" said Misao. "There was nothing." "That was taken directly from the piece. Now sit down and shut up. The next selection." Two seconds of silence, two chords, and more silence. "This test is a joke!" exclaimed Misao. "This is how I conduct my finals. Now sit down, little girl." Kunai flew. THUNK! The instructor smiled nervously. "Maybe I can let them play a little longer." A cheer erupted from the students. Aoshi: Takes his History final. ----- Day Four: Sano: Begins to study for his Japanese final. Aoshi: Takes his literature final. Sano: Takes his Japanese final. Aoshi: Takes his business final. Saitou: Laughs evilly as he grades Sano's final. ----- Day Five: Aoshi: Takes his Foreign Languages final Kenshin sat calmly in his seat waiting to take his test. He became increasingly more nervous as he heard moans and gasp from the other student as they received the test. "Calm down, Himura," he told himself. "You've done just fine on your other finals. How bad can this one be?" He got his answer when the 15 page final landed with a thump on his desk. "Oro?" Aoshi: Takes his P.E. final. Kenshin crawled out from the classroom. "The test, the questions, the essays," he moaned. "The professor was so nice during the semester. Now he's turned into Shishio." Shishio: Sneezes while taking his final. Kenshin pulled out the text book. "That final was worse than the battles I fought during the Bakumatsu. I must eliminate anthing affiliated with that class." He threw the book up in the air. "Hiten Mitsurugi Ryu Ougi!" AMAKAKERU RYU NO HIRAMEKI!!!!!!!!!!! The hallway was showered with bits of text book confetti. "Ahou." "Saitou?" Saitou handed Kenshin a ticket. "Oro?" "For littering." "Orooooooooooo....." Better luck next semester ^-^x. ************** There you go. Just something I jotted down while bored stiff at work. Thanks for reading and Happy Holidays! __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Thousands of Stores. Millions of Products. All in one place. Yahoo! Shopping: http://shopping.yahoo.com --------------------------- ONElist Sponsor ---------------------------- GRAB THE GATOR! FREE SOFTWARE DOES ALL THE TYPING FOR YOU! Tired of filling out forms and remembering passwords? Gator fills in forms and passwords with just one click! Comes with $50 in free coupons! Click Here ------------------------------------------------------------------------