From: "P. Rico" Just when you thought it was safe to go back to your inbox... More Kenshin College Adventures and this one is pure evil (hehehe). I decided that since that since the Kenshin-gumi is at college, why not meet up with the local anime club? Some of the people in here are supposed to be people from the club I'm a member of (myself included) but the names have been changed to protect the identity of the psycho. Enjoy. Standard Disclaimers Apply. *************************** Kenshin College Adventure #5: The Anime Club A twisted RK fic by P.Rico [Kenshin and Sano are walking through the Student Center] Kenshin: We're supposed to meet the others here, but we're a little early, lets look around. Sano: Sounds good. [The two wander around and soon find themselves in Student Activities. The look at the various desks of the on campus clubs. After a while, they see a desk in the distance that is decorated with colorful pictures, one of which looks very familiar.] Sano: Oi, Kenshin. That looks a little like you. Kenshin: It sure does. Sano: The sign says 'Anime-no-Kai'. Let's go check it out. [They approach the desk. Two young men are seated at it. One is the president. The other is a random member who eats raw wasabi and bags of tea.] Random Member: I saw them, I swear! President: Have you been eating tea again? Random Member: Only English Breakfast, but that's irrelavent. I tell you I... [His voice trails off as he sees Kenshin and Sano. He starts making pointing gestures in their direction.] Th...th...th... Kenshin: Oro? [The president turns around to face them. His eyes widen and his jaw drops.] President: OH MY ALTOIDS! They really are here. Kenshin: Oro? Do we know you, de gozaru yo? President: No, but we sure know you. Himura Kenshin and Sagara Sanosuke. Sano: You seem to have us at an advantage. President: I am the president of Anime-no-Kai (ANK). This is just a random member. Random Member: Hello. President: Could you two come to the club meeting? Sano: Actually, we're meeting some people. President: It won't take but a minute. Kenshin: Why not? [The Anime-no-Kai meeting. The Vice-President, a short girl with light brown hair, is standing at the head of the table.] VP: I call this meeting to order. Secretary: What about the President? VP: Forget the president. First order of business? Co-Secretary: Funding. Did we get the funding for the anime convention? VP: Ask the president. [Mass sweatdrop] [The president walks in.] VP: Where have you been. You're late. President: With good reason. [He steps aside to let Kenshin and Sano in.] [Mass gasp] Kenshin: Hello, degozaru yo. ANK: WOW! Clueless guy: Who are they? [Another mass gasp] Fan girl #1: You don't know? Fan boy #1: And you call your self an Otaku? President: He's out of the club. [Clueless guy wimpers and leaves. The rest of the club turns their attention to Kenshin and Sano.] President: Let me introduce you to some of the officers. This is the VP [gestures to VP]. That's our elder [gestures to a tall man in a hooded robe]. That's our embezzler, I mean treasurer. Embezzler: He was right the first time. President:And this is our librarian [gestures to a petite girl with dark hair and glasses]. Librarian: Himura-san, Sagara-san, it's such an honor to meet you. I just love you're show. It's my all time favorite. I'm the show's biggest fan here. Kenshin: Oro? I really don't deserve... Librarian: Who else is here? Is Shinomori Aoshi here? Sano: He should be around, somewhere. Librarian: Later! [Leaves in a blur in search of Aoshi.] VP: Hey, wait for me! [Follows Librarian] Elder: So the entire cast of RK is here? Kenshin: Pretty much. Fan boy #3: Let's go find them. ANK: YEAH! [The group rushes off with a couple of fan girls pulling Kenshin and Sano along.] Kenshin: Oro? [Aoshi is wandering around the Student Center.] Aoshi: The Battousai said the we were meeting here. [Looks at watch] Misao's class has been out for a while. She should be here by now. Group of Fan Girls(GFG) #1: There he is! [They run toward him.] Aoshi:...(sweatdrop). GFG #1: AOSHI-SAMA!!!!! [Aoshi takes off like a bat out of hell in the opposite direction, GFG #1 hot on his trail.] [Kaoru and Megumi are walking around the Student Center.] Kaoru: I wonder where everybody is. Megumi: Well, we are a little late. Maybe they left. Kaoru: No way. Kenshin would never leave me. It's a big place. The others are probably around here somewhere. Group of Fan Boys (GFB): There she is!!!! [They run toward the two women.] Kaoru: Eh? GFB: Megumi-san!!!! Fan boy #1: Megumi, you are so beautiful. Fan boy #2: Kenshin was a fool not to choose you. Kaoru: HEY! [Whacks Fan boy #2] Fan boy #3: Megumi, would you honor us with your presence at lunch? Megumi: [tosses hair over shoulder] Sorry, boys, but I'm way out of your league. OHOHOHOHO! [She walks away] GFB: Megumi's soooo coooooool!!!! [They follow her like sick little puppy dogs.] Kaoru: *shudder* That was scary. Shy fan boy: *Ahem* Kaoru: What? Shy fan boy: Every body thinks that Megumi is so pretty, but I want you to know [hands Kaoru a flower] I think you're the prettiest. Kaoru: *blush* [Misao and Soujirou are walking through the Student Center.] Misao: (looking around) I don't see Aoshi-sama anywhere. Soujirou: I'm sure he's around somewhere, Misao-chan ^-^. GFG #2: Soujirou-chan!! Soujirou and Misao: ? Fan girl #1: Sou-chan you're so cute. Fan girl #2: I just love it when you smile. Fan girl #3: Misao-chan, you're so lucky to have a boyfriend like Sou-chan. Misao: No, no, no, no. Sou-chan and I are just friends. (To Sou) Not that any girl wouldn't want to be your girlfriend Sou: ^-^. Misao: (sighing) But the one I love is Aoshi-sama. Fan girl #4: Aoshi? Fan girl #2: Why him? Fan girl #3: He's such a moody dork. [A vein appears on Misao's forehead.] Misao: (grinding her teeth) What did you say? [GFG #2 runs off screaming while Soujirou holds back the enraged Misao.] [Aoshi is running through the Student Center with GFG #1 closely following. He rounds a corner and finds himself in a dead end.] Aoshi: Not good. GFG #1: AOSHI-SAMA!!!! [They approach. Suddenly, the librarian leaps between them, brandishing a wakazashi along with the VP.] Librarian: Back off, ladies. [The girls stop and look at each other.] Fan Girl #1: Look! There's Hiko-sama! [They run after Hiko.] Aoshi: Thank you. I didn't want to have to fight them. Librarian: We don't mind. VP: Now we have you all to ourselves. Aoshi:....(HUGE sweatdrop) [Kenshin is sitting by a fountain in the Student Center, resting after escaping the fan girls. The Elder approaches him, still wearing the hooded robe.] Elder: Himura Kenshin. Please teach me the art of Hiten Misturugi Ryuu. Kenshin: You shouldn't be asking me. Why don't you ask my master? Elder: I would but he seems preoccupied. [Hiko walks by with GFG #1 and #2 hovering around him.] Fan Girl #1: Hiko-sama, can I pour you some more sake? Fan Girl #2: No, let me. Hiko: Girls, girls. I drink enough sake, you'll all have multiple chances to pour some for me. GFG #1 & #2: (breathlessly) Oh, Hiko-sama~~~~~~~! Kenshin: Oro? [Sano is walking thought the Student Center. He rounds a corner and almost runs into Aoshi, who jumps slightly.] Sano: Calm down there, Shinomori. Why are you so jumpy? Aoshi: I'm being chased by two demented fan girls. One had a sword. Sano: You're luck it's just two. I had a group of them chasing me until I lost them. Of course, none of them had weapons. Saitou: Ahou. Can't deal with a few fans? Sano: Who are you calling ahou? Do you think you can do better? Saitou: Just watch. [Just then Mega Fan Boy (MFB) runs up to them.] MFB: Sano-sama, you're so cool. I want to be just like you. Sano: Get lost, loser. MFB: Aoshi-sama, you're so cool. I want to be just like you. Aoshi: If you value your life, get out of my face. MFB: Saitou-sama, you're so cool. I want... Saitou: GATOTSU ZERO SHIKI! MFB: ERK! Saitou: Damn, I got blood on my uniform again. Tokio is going to kill me. [Walks away] Sano: I've gotta admit. The man has a unique way of handling things. [Later that day, the group has finally escaped the fan people and are gathered outside the Student Center] Misao: It was weird, Aoshi-sama. Just plain weird. Right, Sou-chan. Soujirou: ^-^ Sano: Those fan girls can be scary. Aoshi: Not to mention that Mega Fan Boy. Kenshin: Well, you don't have to worry about him anymore. Sano: A toast to Saitou. Aoshi: Here, here. Megumi: The boys are really pathetic. They followed me around the whole day. Kaoru: I'm glad this day is over. Let's just go home. President: There they are! Sano: They've found us. Run for it. Kenshin: Maybe we should consider transferring, de gozaru yo! [The Kenshin-gumi run off into the horizon with ANK following closely. Hiko wanders by, the group of fan girls still around him, now joined by Okon and Omasu.] Group of Fan Girls + Okon and Omasu: Oh, Hiko-sama~~~~~! End insane, twisted fic. __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Talk to your friends online with Yahoo! Messenger. http://im.yahoo.com --------------------------- ONElist Sponsor ---------------------------- Looking for the lowest refinance rate for your mortgage? GetSmart.com can help. We'll help you find the loan you need - quick, easy, and FREE click Click Here ------------------------------------------------------------------------