Subject: [kffdisc] Sisterly Advice????? Date: Wed, 21 Apr 1999 06:28:38 -0700 (PDT) From: "P. Rico" Reply-To: kffdisc@onelist.com To: kffdisc@onelist.com From: "P. Rico" Hello, All. This is just a random piece of silliness that has been bouncing around my head for a while and I thought the best way to get it out was to send it to you guys. Enjoy. But before I start. Anyone going to Project Akon X in Dallas. It would be really cool to meet some of you guys. Anyways, the fic. And of course, RuroKen is not mine. ******** Sisterly Advice????? By, P.Rico Misao walked from the temple and sighed. It had been three months since the Shishio fight and Aoshi had pretty much returned to normal. At least what was normal for Aoshi. But he still hadn't given any indication as to whether or not he returned her feelings. "Aoshi-sama, if you don't love me just tell me," she said aloud. "But if you do, why don't you say so?" "Poor little girl. Totaly clueless about men and love," came a voice from behind. Misao pulled out a fistfull of darts (ack! what are they called?) and spun around. "Kamatari?!" Kamatari was leaning up against a tree with a sweet, yet michevious smile on his face. "Hello, Misao-chan. It's been a while." "What are you doing here you freak? I thought you were torturing people in Europe." Kamatari frowned. "I just wanted to visit my friends." "What friends?" Kamatari smiled again. "Why you guys of course. Is Karou and that cute little boy here?" Misao, who still hadn't put her darts, said "We're not your friends, you tried to kill us." "Can't we just forget the past and get along? Besides, I can help you get your man." Misao stopped and considered this for a moment. "Like you had any luck getting *your* man." Kamatari frowned. "That was cold," he smiled again. "But I'll still help you." "What do you know about men," then, realizing what she was saying added. "Oh, yeah." "Now Misao," began Kamatari. "You must know that there are two types of people when it comes to love. A)Those who catch sight of their prey and tirelessly pursue it to the ends of the earth, and B)Those who can't confess their love to save their lives." He pointed at Misao. "You, little girl, are type A." He pointed in the direction of the temple. "You're dear Aoshi is type B." "What, are you saying Aoshi-sama really likes me?" "Has he told you he doesn't?" "No." "Then, I wager he does." "So what do I do?" "Make the first move?" "The first move? But that's so...unlady like." Kamatari laughed. "*I'm* more of a lady than you are." "WHAT DID YOU SAY!!!" Misao threw afew darts at him which he caught effortlessly. "Look, you want Aoshi, right?" "Yes." "He's not going to make the first move. So it's up to you." He pointed to the temple. "Now I want you to go up there and seduce him." Misao looked at the temple for a long while. "Well?" "Alright, alright. I'm going." Misao made here way up to the temple thinking of all the things that she could do to seduce Aoshi. "Should I just be outright and jump him. Or maybe be more descrete. I think Aoshi would respond to that better to that. And if that doesn't work, then I'll jump him." Before she knew it, she was at the door of the temple. She took a deep breath and began to side it open, then immediatly closed it. "I can't do this," she said turning around, almost running straight into Kamatari. "You're pathetic," he said. "It's really not that hard. Look I'll show you." Kamatari had already enterd the temple and was standing in front of Aoshi by the time the words sunk in. "Show me?" Misao repeated "HEY!" She tried to move but found her bow pinned to a tree. "Hello, Aoshi-san," said Kamatari cheerfully. Aoshi opened one eye. "Go away." "Watch closely, Misao." "YOU STAY AWAY FROM HIM!" She yelled, freeing herself and running into the temple. Hearing Misao yell, Aoshi knew something was wrong. But before he could do anything, Kamatari grabbed his shoulders and..... ------- Kenshin, Sano, and Karou walked down the path to the temple. Kenshin was carring a tray with tea. "I didn't think we'd be back in Kyoto so soon," mused Sano. "Okina was hoping we could distract Misao," said Karou. "He said she's been a little pest lately." "You can't blame her," replied Kenshin. "She just..." Suddenly they heard a scream. "That sounded like Misao," said Karou. They all broke into a run. They reached the temple just in time to see someing flying out of the open door. The something hit a tree and fell to the gound. "KAMATARI?!" exclaimed Karou. Kamatari laid limply against the tree with a BIG smile on his face. "Kamatari what--?" Just then, Aoshi emerged from the temple. He said nothing, he just wiped his lips and walked away. Misao soon followed and if looks could kill, Kamatari would be joing Shishio in his quest to take over the underworld right now. The other three turned back to Kamatari. "You didn't." Kamatari nodded, still smiling. "And he hit you out the temple?" Kamatari sighed. "It was worth it." ********* Please, don't send those men in white coats after me. I'm really not crazy. I'm just a college student. We all act weird. A little peice of useless information. 'Sano' means healthy in Spanish. I guess that makes him perfect for Megumi ^-^. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Are you hogging all the fun? http://www.ONElist.com Friends tell friends about ONElist!