Subject: [KFFDisc] Raya's A Kenshin Summer... Date: Tue, 01 Sep 1998 22:54:20 -0500 From: RobinKloster Reply-To: kenshinfanfics@makelist.com To: rkfanfics@makelist.com, kenshinfanfics@makelist.com RayaMars@aol.com (Raya... I hate you ^_~ ) Ok-- This parody is a LOOONG one. It's 8 parts long and I'm gonna start with the prologue. Me and three other friends wrote this while we were on summer vacation at Lake Powell. Just for a little background info, Lake Powell is a 200 mile long lake in Utah and Arizona. It's in the middle of the desert (ie: The middle of nowhere) and pretty famous to people living in that area because it's very nice for waterskiing. A lot of people rent houseboats and go out on the lake for a week or two to enjoy the desert scenery and do watersports and stuff. It's REALLY hot there-- I think we must have all gotten heat stroke or somthing to come up with a story this crazy. Basically, We plucked the Kenshingumi out of the Meiji Era and put them into modern time at Lake Powell of all places. Kenshin learns to waterskii, Aoshi turns into a self determined fisherman, Kaoru and Sano race on waverunners... Hiko drinks... Misao get's into her usual mischief-- you know what I'm talking about. Well, here's the prologue! If you have and C & C, please send it my way... RayaMars@aol.com. Let the parody begin! ******* PROLOGUE****** After a long tiring flight from Tokyo, living through countless transfers and layovers, it's amazing no ones baggage was lost. But they finally arrived in Las Vegas. This was just about five hours from their true destination, Lake Powell, and everyone was tired. However, the glittering lights and exciting prospects didn't faze them, or-at least didn't faze most of them. " Welcome to Las Vegas Minna!" Announced Seijuro Hiko. He set down his bag and gestured around the grand hotel Luxor. " Las Vegas, Mecca of Gambling…" Sano mumbled in awe. " I think I've died and gone to heaven." " COOL! I can't wait to explore this place!" Yahiko looked around excited. "They've even got INCLINATORS! I wonder what an inclinator is?" " Dumbass!" Sano rapped him on the head. " OUCH! What was that for dammit!?" Yahiko growled as he rubbed the sore spot on his head. " Just exactly what the word says, INCLINATORS mean they INCLINE! Like Elevators ELEVATE!" " You surprise me…" Megumi laughed at Sano. " There actually are functioning brain cells in you!" Sano was at a loss for words, but after a few moments shrugged it off with a smile. He dumped his bag on Kenshin who stood looking around the place in amazement. " Yo! Kenshin, can you take my bag to the room for me? I'm gonna hit the slot machines!" " Oro…" Kenshin took his bag and Sano began to walk off. " Don't you dare waste all our money!" Kaoru warned him. " No problem Jo-chan! You don't trust me?" He turned and grinned at her mischievously, a smile that sent a shiver up Kaoru's spine. Megumi set her bag down nonchalantly and followed after him. " OF COURSE NOT!" She called after him as he disappeared into the crowd. " AOSHI-SAMA!!!!!" The high-pitched squeal echoed from all sides as everyone gave a loud sigh and looked back to a grief stricken Misao. " Oh no…." Muttered Yahiko. " Not again…" Kaoru hung her head. " AOSHI-SAMA!! WHERE ARE YOU?!!?" She finally caught sight of him peering placidly into a pond full of colorful carp. " THERE YOU ARE!" She grinned. She ran past the group, acting as if they didn't even exist and attached herself securely to his arm. " Aoshi-sama! They have karaoke here!! Let's GO!" " …" Aoshi slowly nodded and Misao's eyes lit up. She grabbed his bag from his hand, and handed his, as well as her own, to Kenshin. He was beginning to be laden by bags now. " Oro…." " Himura-san will take our bags to the rooms for us!" She grinned as she dragged him off by the arm. ""Let's go!" Kaoru, Yahiko, and Kenshin watched the two walk off with large sweatbeads on their heads. " Misao sure is determined…" Kaoru smiled after a while. Her gaze fell on Kenshin and a small fire seemed to flare in her eyes. She grabbed his arm, making him drop all his bags. " Come on Kenshin! Let's go see what kind of attractions this place has!" " Ororo?" Kenshin blinked at her, startled at her sudden forwardness then smiled and shook his head. " Later, I have to bring these bags up to our rooms. " While you're doing that, you can take mine too…" Hiko pitched a heavy duffel at Kenshin that smacked him straight in the gut, Kenshin fell over into the heap of suitcases, eyes spinning. " Ororooooo…" " Make my lifetime of expertly taught Hiten Mitsurugi Ryuu useful my stupid pupil…" He grinned. Kenshin got up with Kaoru's help and dusted himself off. " Since when does Hiten Mitsurugi Ryuu help me haul suitcases Shisho?" Kenshin asked sardonically. " You question your Masters authority?" Hiko said angrily. " You really are a good-for-nothing!" He whirled around with a flair of his "stylish" white and red manto, and marched off in direction of the bar. " I need a good Sake…" " I'm going to check out the arcade!" Yahiko grinned and began to trot off. Kaoru caught him by his collar and brought him around again. " Oh no you're not! You're going to help Kenshin haul bags up to the room!" " SCREW YOU UGLY! I WANNA HAVE FUN!" Yahiko complained, swiping her hand away from him. " WHO DO YOU THINK YOU'RE CALLING UGLY! FINE THEN!" Kaoru towered over him menacingly, a gleam of mischief in her eyes. " You can haul ALL of the bags!" " WHAT!?!? WHY YOU !@!^!#$^#^" Yahiko went into the outer reaches of his vocabulary. But Kaoru just laughed hautily and grabbed Kenshin by his collar. " We're going Kenshin!" " Oro? Where Kaoru-dono?" She tossed Yahiko the room keys and walked off, dragging Kenshin behind. " HEY!! WAIT A SEC! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MOVE ALL OF THESE MYSELF!?" Yahiko yelled after her. " YOU'RE A MAN, FIGURE IT OUT!" Kaoru looked back and gave him her most triumphant smile. Yahiko looked at the huge pile of luggage in dismay. " You shouldn't let them push you around like that…" Came the icy voice from the shadows. He looked up to see Saito puffing on his cigarette. He stood away from the group as always, his amber eyes penetrating the surrounding environment. " What am I supposed to do? They always find some way of spoiling all my fun," Yahiko said disheartedly. He began to pick up all the bags, piling them on top of each other, two under each arm, and two held in each hand. Kaoru was a terrible packer, so she had two bags. Megumi's rolled so he was lucky about that one. " Dumbass…" Was Saito's reply. " Nani?" Yahiko looked up at him indignantly. " You forgot my bag…" Saito tossed his bag at the stricken boys feet, then walked off with a smirk. " SAITO-YOU DIRTY SON OF A---" Yahiko's shouts were drowned out by the crowd as Saito moved farther away into the gaming hall. ******** End of Prologue******* Since our trip "started" in Vegas, We decided to make theirs start there as well. I know Sano would feel right at home. >=D Though, I wonder if we're a little too harsh on poor Yahiko, he's always the butt of ALL of our jokes. That and Aoshi's seriousness… Anyways, hope you enjoyed the prologue to the adventure, but the fun hasn't even begun yet! ____________________________________________________________________ List Site: http://www.findmail.com/list/kenshinfanfics/ To unsubscribe, send to kenshinfanfics-unsubscribe@makelist.com FREE group e-mail lists at http://www.findmail.com