but we mustn't forget the spoiler space. for chapter 207 of Jump and beyond did madonna's hair at the MTV music video awards remind anyone else of Cher? o_O;; Okay, Kaoru is being held captive in Enishi's closet. He doesn't have a basement, or she'd be there instead. She's stuck right between his supply of John Lennon glasses and a stack of Nihontos, which are kept around so that Enishi can run around stabbing people and just leave the sword behind. Enishi finally lets Kaoru out of the closet, but, being insane, mistakes her for a giant chicken and tries to fry her for dinner. Fortunately, the four left-over comrades come home (defying the story-line so far) and make Enishi come to his senses. Realizing that fried foods are very unhealthy, they decide to bake her instead. Kaoru, being Kaoru, uses her ougi to catch Enishi's meat baster and beats him to his senses with it. He decides she looks a lot like Tomoe. She decides she likes his earring. They run away together, returning in two years with 2.5 children. They walk into the Akabeko, which since Kaoru's so-called death has turned into a meiji-era version of Taco Bell, and shock everyone with Kaoru's living state. Yahiko passes out, mumbling "Yo quiero Akabeko." Kenshin, meanwhile, has turned to Sano for support during his grieving period. They have also run away together, and defying all laws of nature, returned with a child, who looks remarkably like Aoshi. Misao dumps Aoshi for cheating on her and runs away with Saitou. Kenshin takes one look at Kaoru and reverts to the Battousai, killing everyone in the Akabeko, and then all of Tokyo. He tries to kill the rest of the world, but due to his lack of size and the remarkable weight of the sakabatou, sinks trying to swim from Japan. At the bottom of the sea he finds Leonardo DiCaprio and kills him instead. Meanwhile, an asteriod carrying two shuttles, 12 astronauts, and Aerosmith crashes into Earth, obliterating all life and ending the Rurouni Kenshin manga. I think it could happen, don't you? ^^;; ====================================================== ~Ryuuen no Miko * Enishi no Miko and Prez. of the EFC http://come.to/battousai/ * http://come.to/enishi/ ======================================================