"How I Want to See the Rurouni Kenshin Manga End"
by a very hyper Ryuuen no Miko
but we mustn't forget the spoiler space.
for chapter 207 of Jump and beyond

did
madonna's
hair
at
the
MTV
music
video
awards
remind
anyone
else
of
Cher?
o_O;;

Okay, Kaoru is being held captive in Enishi's closet. He doesn't have
a basement, or she'd be there instead. She's stuck right between his
supply of John Lennon glasses and a stack of Nihontos, which are kept
around so that Enishi can run around stabbing people and just leave
the sword behind.

Enishi finally lets Kaoru out of the closet, but, being insane, mistakes
her for a giant chicken and tries to fry her for dinner. Fortunately,
the four left-over comrades come home (defying the story-line so far)
and make Enishi come to his senses. Realizing that fried foods are
very unhealthy, they decide to bake her instead.

Kaoru, being Kaoru, uses her ougi to catch Enishi's meat baster and
beats him to his senses with it. He decides she looks a lot like Tomoe.
She decides she likes his earring. They run away together, returning
in two years with 2.5 children.

They walk into the Akabeko, which since Kaoru's so-called death has
turned into a meiji-era version of Taco Bell, and shock everyone with
Kaoru's living state. Yahiko passes out, mumbling "Yo quiero Akabeko."
Kenshin, meanwhile, has turned to Sano for support during his grieving
period. They have also run away together, and defying all laws of
nature, returned with a child, who looks remarkably like Aoshi. Misao
dumps Aoshi for cheating on her and runs away with Saitou.

Kenshin takes one look at Kaoru and reverts to the Battousai, killing
everyone in the Akabeko, and then all of Tokyo. He tries to kill the
rest of the world, but due to his lack of size and the remarkable weight
of the sakabatou, sinks trying to swim from Japan. At the bottom of
the sea he finds Leonardo DiCaprio and kills him instead.

Meanwhile, an asteriod carrying two shuttles, 12 astronauts, and
Aerosmith crashes into Earth, obliterating all life and ending the
Rurouni Kenshin manga.

I think it could happen, don't you? ^^;;
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~Ryuuen no Miko * Enishi no Miko and Prez. of the EFC
http://come.to/battousai/ * http://come.to/enishi/
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