Introductions
by Sariah DeGidio

Otherwise known as Sariah Explains it All

 

After Sariah had sufficiently recovered from laughing and Becky from her shock (that her sister was not, in fact, insane) the LIAC were ushered into the house. Kaoru traveled lightly with one large and one small bag. Ryouga, of course, had his backpack and umbrella. Chiriko was attempting to drag a chest almost as large as himself ("The other seishi wanted to make sure that I had everything that I needed, so they packed everything that I could possibly need," he said later) Xellos had nothing with him.

"Ryouga, could you help Chiriko with that chest please," asked Sariah as she led everyone through the living room and down the hall. Becky followed with curiosity on her face.

Effortlessly, Ryouga hefted the chest and managed to make it to the end of the hall with out getting lost.

"Alright, boys, put your things in that room," said Sariah gesturing to a door on the left. After they complied, she led them to the room at the end of the hall. "Kaoru, you'll be staying in my room. Everyone come in here so I can tell you some stuff." When everyone had filed in and was sitting on some piece of furniture, Sariah began to speak again. "Okay... ahhh! I'm so excited! Sorry, I just had to get that out."

General sweatdrops.

"Teehee, oh well. Any ways, thanks for being my Live In Anime Character. Let me introduce my 'mouto-chan Becky..." gesturing to Becky. After severe looks of disbelief, Sariah added, "Yes she is younger than me..."

Becky smirked at the fact that Sariah had to add that.

Sariah sent a light, over-the-top-of-her-glasses glare toward her sister and continued speaking.

"'Kay, now more intros in case you guys aren't too familiar yet..." Gesturing to Chiriko sitting at the computer. "This is Chiriko from the series Fushigi Yuugi. The youngest and probably the most neglected of the seishi, his ability is high intelligence. Chiriko, your responsibilities are helping me with my Calc homework and taking care of my plants and pets. I'll show you my cats later."

"I'll try to do my best," he said a little shyly.

"Ahhh!" squealed Sariah as she squeezed Chiriko in a hug. "Your _so_ cute!"

General sweatdrop.

Becky dropped her head in her had and mumbles, "She is sooooo weird..."

"Um, thanks," Chiriko squeaked a little flustered. 'I never thought that I had to worry about rabid fangirls...'

"Ahem... teehee... next, this is Hibiki Ryouga from Ranma ½," continued a slightly more composed Sariah pointing to said LIAC leaning against the closet door. "The eternally lost boy, he is Ranma's best friend and best enemy..."

"Hey! I hate Ranma!"

"That's why I said best enemy... Any ways Ryouga, your responsibilities here are to do any heavy lifting and to carry my backpack when I ask you to, 'kay?"

"Sure <grumblegrumble> not friends <grumblegrumble> don't get to see Akane <grumblegrumble>..."

Sariah sweatdropped. "Ummm... ya. Next is Xellos, the trickster priest from Slayers." Sariah pointed at Xellos who was sitting on a floor pillow near the TV smiling. "He's older than the hills, enigmatic and cute. Xellos your responsibilities here are... well..." Sariah knelt down next to him and whispered something in his ears, blushing slightly. The others strained but could not make out what she was saying.

"Hmmm... if that's what you want me to do... I agree."

Becky smiled slyly and asked, "So what are your _responsibilities_ hmmm?"

Xellos smiled and shook his finger while replying, "That's a secret."

"Ahem... moving on... finally we have Kamiya Kaoru from Ruruoni Kenshin," Sariah sped on, still slightly blushing, pointing to Kaoru who was sitting on the bed next to Becky. "As RK's leading lady, she's got it all. The doujo, the looks, the kenjitsu moves and Kenshin. <sigh>"

Now it was Kaoru's turn to blush.

"Teehee, don't worry, I'm just admiring. Ahem... now then, your responsibilities are to keep all of the boys in line and to help me with the cooking."

Becky started laughing.

"Ummm... well, I'm not really that great at cooking, heh heh," mumbled Kaoru.

Becky laughed harder.

"Neither am I... heh heh... I'm sure if we worked together though we could make it pretty good."

Becky fell off of the bed. "Haha... <gasp> Miss 'I Burn Instant Ramen' <wheeze> not very likely... hahahahaha..."

Narrowing her eyes, Sariah growled, "Now you're going to die!" Lunging for Becky's throat, Sariah and her sister began wrestling on the floor. Kaoru moved in to try and break them up.

The boys watched wide eyed and as one said, "I'm not getting involved with this."