From: Sylvia Greetings Minna! Though I've been on this wonderful Mailing List for a while now, I have yet to contribute something in the form of a fan fic. I'm working on an idea right now but it needs lots of refining. Anyway my dear friend Jade-one told me to send this one-shot to the list. It's silly but hey it's nearly Christmas so have a good laugh on me. Sylv-chan ^_^ Rurouni Kenshin - special Super Horse filler episode. DISCLAIMER: Kenshin & co. belong to Watsuki-sama, now bow down and worship him! With special guest: Vicious horse The wet red-head, cladded in his samurai attire stumbled up the hill. Our fearless hero was concerned about protecting his friends and innocent passengers on the train from listening to the nonsensical tirades of those filler pirates.... Kenshin spotted a horse grazing in a nearby field. He joyfully bounded towards his potential mode of transport. After all, he was human and couldn't possibly catch up to a train. The horse gave him a disdainful look. Kenshin made a grab for the reins....only to be greeted by a hoof to his stomach. As he laid gasping for air on the ground, the horse smirked viciously (like Hajime-sama ^__^ )....... DIRECTOR: CUT! Saitoh-san will not be appearing until Kyoto arc! Do I need to repeat myself again? SUDDENLY GLUMPY SYLVIA: NO FAIR!! .....and stomped on the unfortunate rurouni. Sometimes later on........... Sano had been knocked unconscious on the ground. Yahiko and Kaoru fought on bravely but it became apparent that their situations was indeed volatile as they were helplessly outnumbered. The evil pirates advanced on the helpless trio when suddenly something flew over their heads. PIRATE #1: It's a BIGGGGG bird! PIRATE #2: No! It's a plane! (In Meiji Japan? You bet!) EVERYONE: NO! IT'S SUPER HORSE! KENSHIN (a huge sweatdrop): No.....it is your humble friendly rurouni, Himura Kenshin. SUPER HORSE snorted a disagreement and promptly gave a quick shake which send our beloved rurouni into the water. KAORU: KENSHIN! KENSHINNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! All the pirates' eardrums were blown out by Kaoru's powerful screech and they decided that the measly amount of *censored b/c the author doesn't know Japanese currency* was not worth a permanent damage on their hearings. They all turned on their heels and ran for their lives. KENSHIN (somersaulting stylishly out of water): Evil pirates! Your days of being an extra is numbered....orooo? Where did they go? KAORU (drooling over the sight of the wet rurouni, tee hee): My hero, you save me again! MISAO: Never fear Himura, Kaoru-san!! Kyoto Onmitsu Oniwabanshu is here!!! (Aoshi, in his meditation robe, lurked in the background, staring at the script in his hand). SANO: Miss Weasel, you're not supposed to be here yet! MISAO: NANI?! It said right here that me and Aoshi-sama rescue the helpless Himura and Kaoru-san from the nasty pirates and then we kiss passionately.....(love hearts for eyes). SAITOH *appearing from the shadows*: Ahou. You're supposed to be wandering around Japan looking for that zombie...(turned to look at Aoshi) and you're supposed to be a lunatic in his trenchcoat. Aoshi's eyes lit up and he put on his trenchcoat. AOSHI (tenderly caressing trenchcoat): My love, we shall never be apart again... MISAO: My rival is...a...a...trenchcoat??! *banged her head on the ground, OUCH* Sano told Saitoh that he's a *censored*. Saitoh happily puffed on his cigarette, satisfied that he had earlier secretly eliminate an Aku by the name of Sylvia who told him that smoking is not politically correct. While all this was occurring, Kenshin gathered his beloved into his arms. He gazed deeply into her familiar blue eyes, so full of love and trust..... Kaoru laid her head on his shoulder...... KENSHIN: Kaoru-dono.... KAORU: Hai? KENSHIN: Ai...shitte...ORO??!! Kenshin's head jerked back violently as Vicious Horse started to munch on his ponytail. The creature thought that it had found the world's biggest carrot.... KAORU *steam rising from her head*: Why...you...little... MISAO: Minna, Kaoru's MAD! Everyone wisely scattered. Vicious Horse was sent flying into the blue, blue sky by Kaoru's ultimate punch. KAORU: Now, now, Ken-chan, tell your Kaoru where it hurts. KENSHIN *grinned wickedly*: Now let's see..... THE END __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Thousands of Stores. Millions of Products. All in one place. Yahoo! Shopping: http://shopping.yahoo.com --------------------------- ONElist Sponsor ---------------------------- Your opinion counts, and we'll reward you for it! Win Prizes! Join the ZOOMERANG Internet survey panel today. It's confidential, easy, and fun! Click Here ------------------------------------------------------------------------